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Tom_Smart   11-25-2008 at 12:08:07 PM
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Only 22? That's an exceptional IQ for a Geordie.

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Flakes   11-25-2008 at 01:14:13 PM
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cheeky bitch, my IQ is 137.

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Tom_Smart   11-25-2008 at 01:28:52 PM
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Yet you lack of capitalisation equals that of the cross-dressing far-Northern relative of yours.

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strangestranger   11-25-2008 at 01:41:00 PM
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Fcuk me jef, i'll have her and even pay for the shipping!!!!

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
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RobD   11-25-2008 at 02:06:55 PM
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Would you if you had a chopper the size (and shape) of Italy?

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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Vokofpolisiekar   11-25-2008 at 03:10:58 PM
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He has a crooked chopper? Must be tickling his a-hole...

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RobD   11-25-2008 at 03:23:43 PM
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...*insert obligatory "only anal action he's going to get" gag here*...

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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llama_man   11-25-2008 at 03:26:03 PM
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Don't say the word "gag" around Wingy. He hasn't any of that kind of action from Mrs W either.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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WingDing   11-25-2008 at 04:39:23 PM
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Don't make me upgrade you again.

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llama_man   11-25-2008 at 04:52:03 PM
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You appear to be having delusions of free will.


Now, hand over your wallet.

------------------------------ +46.53 Pedantry/+75 Wingding Approval/+27 Vindictive bastard/+7 innovative violence/+11 Scouse trophies/Bastages WD:9 RC:4 AV:1 [specials; cluster:2,leather elbow patched:1,pre-approved:3,first class (upgrade):1,multi-thread:1,double-barrel:1]
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WingDing   11-25-2008 at 06:18:27 PM
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At least offer me a hand shandy.

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Tom_Smart   11-25-2008 at 07:03:59 PM
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A brief moment of palm on palm action as you hand over the wallet is as close as you're going to get.

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WingDing   11-25-2008 at 07:07:24 PM
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Can you not even talk dirty to me then?

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Tom_Smart   11-25-2008 at 07:08:53 PM
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Perhaps I can, do you have another wallet?

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WingDing   11-25-2008 at 07:27:51 PM
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No, but I have a tube filled with a roll of fifties stuffed up my jacksie.

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Tom_Smart   11-25-2008 at 07:50:21 PM
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For my next trick I'll require the assistance of a desperate and starving peasant.

***calls AV***

Wanna earn a tenner?

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WingDing   11-25-2008 at 08:00:06 PM
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You'd be surprised what he'll do for a tenner.

...*watches chimp wipe Wingding mess from chin*...

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Tom_Smart   11-25-2008 at 08:10:09 PM
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***charges Wingy another wad of fifties for the show***

***hands AV tub of grease***

That's right, all the way up to your elbows. Stop moaning, your getting another tenner out of it.

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WingDing   11-25-2008 at 08:15:15 PM
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My God. Is that physically possible???

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Ninjahedge   11-25-2008 at 08:17:36 PM
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I am amazed that he can still talk with someone's hand up his assets.

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
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Tom_Smart   11-25-2008 at 08:36:00 PM
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Never underestimate the ingenuity of a starving peasant.

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Riser   11-25-2008 at 09:40:24 PM
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I'm wondering why AV went in feet first.

------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
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Tom_Smart   11-25-2008 at 09:45:19 PM
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So he could whistle and you'd chase after him.

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WingDing   11-25-2008 at 10:48:20 PM
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Judging by his current position, I don't think he'll be whistling for a while.

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Tom_Smart   11-25-2008 at 10:53:57 PM
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Are you saying that Riser has bunged up his whistler?

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audiovoodoo   11-25-2008 at 11:14:27 PM
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Hang on... I think I've just found Shergar!

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Tom_Smart   11-25-2008 at 11:54:28 PM
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Nonsense, we all know Shergar works as a donkey on Blackpool beach, it's Lord Lucan's way of staying under the radar.

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audiovoodoo   11-26-2008 at 01:49:23 AM
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That would go some way to explaining the rotting corpse of Sandra Rivett...

** Rumages further **

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Ninjahedge   11-26-2008 at 03:37:28 PM
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/me gets lost in references....


This is much harder than that paper bag!!!!!

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
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