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I'm sorry, I now realise that you don't understand the concept.

The money shot was a lovely donkey ass creampie, steaming and dripping in all its glory.

Reply to WingDing

Well I failed in my attempts to get the 'rent' shot this weekend :( [/Darn these nice respectable chimpets]

Reply to audiovoodoo

Where was the line drawn - at back door entry, or a photograph of same?

Reply to WingDing

She's a new chimpet so I've yet to establish the bounds... [/Out of my depth with a nice girl type situation]

Reply to audiovoodoo

Roffies dude... That will break down all barriers.

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Failing that I'll just knock her off her bike and take advantage of the situation for a spot of concussion copulation.

Reply to audiovoodoo

Wanna borrow a 4x4?

Reply to Tom_Smart

I'll save that for the inevitable rejection stage... :(

Reply to audiovoodoo

Up here in jockland we don't bother with the accidents, we just use a club and drag them off to the cave or maybe just drag them off to the caves if we want them to have a bit of fight in them.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

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Reply to strangestranger

Even a sheep draws the line at violation by a jock...

Reply to audiovoodoo

They might go for the Welsh if extremely desperate, but never those Scottish knob-ends.

Reply to WingDing

We have sheep in Derbyshire...

Reply to audiovoodoo

And I bet you've had every single one of them.

Reply to WingDing

Most people like their lamb with Mint Sauce, for me it has to be banana stuffing.

Reply to audiovoodoo

Except in your case, it's less of a banana and more a kumquat.

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Reply to llama_man

Your expectations have clearly been defined by your poor experiences with a certain Irish pervert...

Reply to audiovoodoo

I've put a smile on that llama's face on many a cold Winter night....

Reply to WingDing

Yes, but that's more to do with your good taste in brandy, long working day and soft as silk curtains.

Reply to audiovoodoo

I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that you've scraped more intelligent things than me from your heel.

...*waits for special bus*...

Reply to WingDing

Well even a slug has more sense than to give his wife a charge card...

** Applies for the job of Special Bus driver **

Reply to audiovoodoo

*applies for job as Special Bus mechanic*

Reply to dwellman

*charges Wingy $1000 for a promise of moving to the front of the line*

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Reply to KingLoftusXII

audiovoodoo wrote :

soft as silk curtains.


Except they're now a bit crispy.

Reply to llama_man

And smell of washing up liquid.

Reply to WingDing

You mean, "scrubbing down". . .

Reply to dwellman

Or "pulling out"

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I just want to be me.
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