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Fixed... 
Message edited by Ninjahedge on 01-26-2009 at 08:04:13 PM
Reply to Ninjahedge
Good afternoon Wingding
Firstly, sincere apologies for not getting back to you sooner. Chuffing busy at work and home, you know how it is. Well, you know how busy your wife gets with the Amex. Anyway, I digress. Jasper eh? I met him once, played a round of golf with him at the The Belfry (I was reassuringly sh!te, you'll be delighted to hear), he's quite a golfer and lovely bloke to boot. However, I fell I must beg your forgiveness for inflicting such a pile of old bollocks as Goldenballs on the world. Fcuk me it's dire. And cheap. Again, many apologies.
However, I would like to know how you intend to make up for this bleedin' skidmark.
You Vanessa Feltz batter licker.
Hope this helps.
RobD.
Edit for typo. Dammit.
Message edited by RobD on 01-30-2009 at 03:32:27 PM
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD
Good afternoon RobD
I am literally writhing in embarrassment at that camp, unfunny piece of crap. I can understand how he originates from such a hole of a country such as ours, but this does not excuse his infliction on decent, hard-working non-Mick populations. I cannot apologise enough, so I won't even bother trying.
Now that you have raised the topic of cheesy gits, you lot have produced some real whoppers, such as the smarmy cretin below:
And here he is in a more recent photo. Note the cheesy grin has not gone away.
Shame on you 
Hope this helps.
WingDing
Good afternoon Wingding
Ah, the Monkhouse. Oh, the crimes he's guilty of. Family sodding Fortunes, Bob's Full House and the truly horrifying Celebrity Squares, which contained the ultimate contradiction in that none of the wankers who appeared were anywhere near celebrity. And the less said of his stand up the better. No wonder he appeared in the Carry On films. Words cannot express how truly sorry I am, and indeed the nation is, for letting him loose.
Now, I feel you have some explaining vis-a-vis this toupee'd twonk:
I notice you palmed him off on us PDQ.
Heartless buggers.
Hope this helps.
RobD.
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD
/me raises hand.
Um, in order to properly appreciate the veceral jabs you two are so cordially making, would it be possible to let an uninformed American know what countries are really being insulted here?
It might also help the American producers reading this forum in their search for the next great American Sitcom....... 
Reply to Ninjahedge
Good evening RobD
I must confess to mixed feelings about that particular gibbering knob end. On one hand I must confess to a profound sense of relief that we recognised his awfulness in time to ship him across to you lot, and for this I guess I should apologise profusely. However, I have to put it to you that we both benefit from Wogan's witty comments about other nations during the Eurovision, which would not be the same without him. I will of course volunteer a kick in the lad as compensation for his constant cheerfulness, not to mention his obvious but amusing syrup.
Speaking of dodgy bonces, have a gander at this:
Shut that door, preferably on his head.
Hope this helps.
WingDing.
Message edited by WingDing on 01-31-2009 at 12:24:18 AM
@RobD
Sadly, no.
I can't hear you and the colloqialisms you use are vaguely British in nature, although I would not be at all surprised as to Scottish or Irish.
You guys don't mention it often and I really do not see it as anything important to remember about you (as it says very little about who you ARE), so I am at a loss....
But being I am an ARDENT fan of comedy, it would be interesting to know teh good from the bad from the ugly when reading some of teh things you guys are posting....
It really does not matter. I just thought you guys would like others to understand your insults as well as you do! 
Reply to Ninjahedge
Good evening chimp-like thingie
Don't get me started on those feeble-minded cretins.
Hope this helps.
WingDing.
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No longer will I follow.
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I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef
Dammit. Another one got away....
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