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WingDing   08-02-2009 at 09:08:44 AM
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You were about to give me money.

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audiovoodoo   08-02-2009 at 12:45:33 PM
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Mrs Ding stolen your account?

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WingDing   08-02-2009 at 12:49:25 PM
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Never had it to begin with. She takes all my money and behaves like she's doing me some sort of favour*.

...*that's 'favor' for you dumb yanks.

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audiovoodoo   08-02-2009 at 12:56:44 PM
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She is, if you had the money you'd only spend it on Salmon shirts and penis extension automotive items.

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Dirty_Barry   08-02-2009 at 01:13:09 PM
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In some way I do feel sorry for Wingy...all that money going out but he get's nothing going in.

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WingDing   08-02-2009 at 01:41:26 PM
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Leave my shiny 7 series out of this....

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Dirty_Barry   08-02-2009 at 01:56:03 PM
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I also hear it's an automatic..

*laughs until DB's colon falls out*

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WingDing   08-02-2009 at 02:05:14 PM
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Yes, dammit. A new 750i with six speed automatic transmission.


...*proud*...

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strangestranger   08-02-2009 at 02:07:08 PM
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If you can afford that, your wife is not spending enough.

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WingDing   08-02-2009 at 02:09:12 PM
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Got very little change from €150k. Bloody 21.5% VAT over here.

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Dirty_Barry   08-02-2009 at 02:17:09 PM
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Or maybe he is earning too much for her to spend it all.

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RobD   08-02-2009 at 02:19:53 PM
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I seem to recall you looking to purchase a car that didn't scream "look at me" whilst throwing wads of money at the proletariat. Glad to see you followed that through [/bobbins]

Of course, might have had something to do with a certain credit card wielding missus.....

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I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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WingDing   08-02-2009 at 02:23:28 PM
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That's the only reason I get to buy the car. She wants to be seen stepping out of something really prestigeous.

Yet when it comes to my own wardrobe, for example, I get my clothes in Family Dollar when I'm in the US :(

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RobD   08-02-2009 at 02:25:49 PM
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I know the feeling. In Vegas last month, my wife went shopping in Jimmy Choo, I had to go to the factory outlet mall for the final sale items. [/cue the violins]

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shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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Dirty_Barry   08-02-2009 at 02:29:22 PM
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Poor both of you.

Luckily I don't have that issue and I am a free agent.

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WingDing   08-02-2009 at 02:29:48 PM
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Did you at least get to give her a solid pounding?

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RobD   08-02-2009 at 02:30:33 PM
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And once you're on an Army salary, you'll never get the chance.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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RobD   08-02-2009 at 02:31:37 PM
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Yes I did. I endeavoured to get my moneys' worth over the course of the vacation.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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Dirty_Barry   08-02-2009 at 02:32:38 PM
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You have like one set of clothes in the army - they are the same as everyone elses!!!

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WingDing   08-02-2009 at 02:32:52 PM
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It'd need to be some seriously quality quim to justify a Jimmy Choo purchase.

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Dirty_Barry   08-02-2009 at 02:34:43 PM
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Or better yet, wait until she is asleep.

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RobD   08-02-2009 at 02:35:40 PM
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As soon as she saw the "sale"* sign in the window, she was in like Usain Bolt. Not unlike me a few hours later.

*the 365 days a year sale that all these places have.

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shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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WingDing   08-02-2009 at 02:37:12 PM
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My missus won't go anywhere with a sale sign up. She reckons she's getting old stock or last season's leftovers.

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RobD   08-02-2009 at 02:39:43 PM
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Fcuking hell. Don't let her near my missus, or my gaff'll be repossessed.

Typical woman though, she shunned the sale shoes I was desperately trying to steer her towards and popped for a pair around the $700 mark. Dammit.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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WingDing   08-02-2009 at 02:41:10 PM
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Coincidential, isn't it? Especially when you're coughing up the lolly.

I hope she polished your bell end good and proper.

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Dirty_Barry   08-02-2009 at 02:42:54 PM
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Maybe not.
It's like the testicle thing. As soon as you're in the 'comfort' zone it's pretty much impossible to get the woman to gag on your member.

You might as well wish for Jessica Abla to suck you off.

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xtc28   08-02-2009 at 08:08:30 PM
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Get her in the dressing room next time. Tell her its a fantasy and she cant have what shes wants till you get yours.

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WingDing   08-02-2009 at 08:28:26 PM
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Here's a fantasy - why don't you f0ck right off.

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xtc28   08-02-2009 at 09:51:10 PM
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*** urself!!!!!!!!

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mugz   08-14-2009 at 12:52:38 PM
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Go and overdose on Ecstacy. Please. I really want you to die with large holes in your brain.

Otherwise go and overdose on numerous lead injections to the head. Hollowpoint, for preference.

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xtc28   08-17-2009 at 11:43:43 PM
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Actually Im completely sober and XTC has NOTHING to do with drugs PERIOD. So I think you should go F*** Yourself too. As for the lead poisoning I suggest the same for you. You mighgt be able to get out from the lifetime of school debt that way.......

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RobD   08-18-2009 at 09:11:59 AM
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You sir, are a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity. And a bit of a dullard to boot.

I'm with Wingy on this one.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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Ninjahedge   08-18-2009 at 03:17:44 PM
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You're with Wingie on a lot of ones.

But I won't go there just yet.

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BigMac   08-18-2009 at 03:36:05 PM
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any threads worth reading over the last few weeks? [/this one obviously isn't]

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strangestranger   08-18-2009 at 03:59:24 PM
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No.

Lowly apprentice.

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Ninjahedge   08-18-2009 at 04:49:54 PM
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Coming from BM man, that does not mean much.

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xtc28   08-18-2009 at 09:12:37 PM
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This thread is just for fun and worth the time to make fun of me if you want, that is the only reason Started it. Now we get @$$holes that just want to act like third graders with a bad case of Tourette's syndrome.......

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WingDing   08-18-2009 at 09:49:12 PM
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You're in good company then, cretin....

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Ninjahedge   08-18-2009 at 10:47:48 PM
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No, he has a good case of Tourettes.

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xtc28   08-19-2009 at 12:07:44 AM
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DAM good ....... S***, F***,B****,C***............ Oh sorry There I went Again!

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Ninjahedge   08-19-2009 at 02:43:58 PM
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You have to stop letting your mother post like that.

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RobD   08-19-2009 at 03:23:12 PM
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Better still, get his mom to stop him from posting here ever again.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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WingDing   08-19-2009 at 03:45:58 PM
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He'd need to dismount her first.

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Ninjahedge   08-19-2009 at 05:53:51 PM
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Can she still wear the saddle?

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WingDing   08-19-2009 at 06:19:04 PM
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Sure, just wipe the man-filth off it first....

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Ninjahedge   08-19-2009 at 07:43:26 PM
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/puts finger on side of nose, thumb on table......

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