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The Steve Jobs Ninja Star Story: Fact or Fiction?

By - Source: Tom's Hardware US

Steve Jobs by day, iNinja by night?

A rather funny story about Steve Jobs hit the Internet last week, and caught the attention of mainstream media.

Bloomberg's account of the story is that Japanese magazine SPA! reported in its latest issue that, on a family vacation to Kyoto, Steve Jobs bought ninja throwing stars, known locally as shuriken, and attempted to bring them on his private jet.

Air safety officials supposedly disallowed Jobs from carrying the shuriken home with him, to which Jobs protested with the logic that it would not make sense for him to use these weapons to hijack his own plane. He then allegedly said that he would never visit Japan again.

Apple spokesman Steve Dowling said that the report was inaccurate.

“Steve did visit Japan this summer for a vacation in Kyoto, but the incidents described at the airport are pure fiction,” said Dowling. “Steve had a great time and hopes to visit Japan again soon.”

However, Bloomberg cites Takeshi Uno, a spokesman at Kansai airport, as confirming that a passenger using a private jet was stopped at the end of July for carrying ninja throwing stars along with other handheld blades. Even though the passenger was flying on a private jet, the airport's regulations don't have separate rules for the different aircraft. Also a part of airport regulations is privacy, which means that this passenger could not be publically identified.

So maybe that's why Apple is looking for metal engineers.

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  • 31
    chickenhoagie , September 20, 2010 12:30 AM
    and with his black turtle neck, he becomes a true ninja turtle..
  • 31
    getritch , September 19, 2010 11:06 PM
    Airport officials: You're boarding it wrong!
  • 20
    dwave , September 19, 2010 11:56 PM
    Guess Steve needs to make an iPort for his plane.
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  • 31
    getritch , September 19, 2010 11:06 PM
    Airport officials: You're boarding it wrong!
  • 13
    nforce4max , September 19, 2010 11:07 PM
    Bahahahahaha
  • 20
    anonymous@guest , September 19, 2010 11:11 PM
    He was holding it wrong.
  • 10
    eklipz330 , September 19, 2010 11:19 PM
    cool story, bro

    YAY I KILLED A MEME TOO!
  • 15
    ddragoonss , September 19, 2010 11:38 PM
    Steve Jobs is a Narutard. Fact.
  • 20
    dwave , September 19, 2010 11:56 PM
    Guess Steve needs to make an iPort for his plane.
  • -2
    idoln95 , September 20, 2010 12:29 AM
    Steve, drunk much?
  • 31
    chickenhoagie , September 20, 2010 12:30 AM
    and with his black turtle neck, he becomes a true ninja turtle..
  • 18
    cloudberry , September 20, 2010 12:47 AM
    I think we can safely assume that this Steve Dowling guy is lying through his teeth like a good spokesman.
  • 5
    purist , September 20, 2010 1:05 AM
    Not really an Apple fanboy (holding it wrong gags still crack me up) but I agree with Steve on this one. He's unlikely to try to use shuriken to hijack a plane he just rented. What's he going to do, order the pilot to fly to some destination he wants to go to? If all he wanted to do was crash the plane then he'd just have to turn on his mobile, the FAA reckon they're too dangerous to use.
  • 2
    kelemvor4 , September 20, 2010 1:23 AM
    WTF. Other news sites ran this "story" 5 days ago. Why blows my mind is why anyone cares what this idiot does in the first place.
  • 2
    bhamx2 , September 20, 2010 1:25 AM
    This guy is just a complete idiot ....
  • 4
    Von Death , September 20, 2010 1:28 AM
    Please Toms, if there is no news, do not report on rumors.
  • 9
    soulfringe , September 20, 2010 1:30 AM
    puristNot really an Apple fanboy (holding it wrong gags still crack me up) but I agree with Steve on this one. He's unlikely to try to use shuriken to hijack a plane he just rented. What's he going to do, order the pilot to fly to some destination he wants to go to? If all he wanted to do was crash the plane then he'd just have to turn on his mobile, the FAA reckon they're too dangerous to use.


    The thing is, it's not about fear of him trying to hijack his own plane or anything like that. It's that it is about legalities. The law is the freaking law. Just because it's your own private jet, doesn't mean you can smuggle weapons on board (or drugs,immigrants,etc). What this just means is that Steve Jobs is NOT above the law, despite what he and others may think.
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    mathiasschnell , September 20, 2010 1:42 AM
    Guess that makes Steve Jobs... *sunglasses*... a star.
  • 4
    beayn , September 20, 2010 2:32 AM
    It's not illegal to put this stuff in your luggage that goes in the cargo section, why wouldn't he just do that? You don't need to carry a freaking ninja star in your carry-on bag. Since it was his own private jet I'm sure he could have held it up long enough to put that crap in the cargo section.

    Anyway, I do agree that the law should be applied to you even if it is your own private jet. Who is to say a terrorist couldn't bring those aboard his own private jet, hijack it and crash it into a building?
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    idoln95 , September 20, 2010 3:23 AM
    beaynIt's not illegal to put this stuff in your luggage that goes in the cargo section, why wouldn't he just do that? You don't need to carry a freaking ninja star in your carry-on bag. Since it was his own private jet I'm sure he could have held it up long enough to put that crap in the cargo section.Anyway, I do agree that the law should be applied to you even if it is your own private jet. Who is to say a terrorist couldn't bring those aboard his own private jet, hijack it and crash it into a building?

    well, he could just fly it to iran where there are no safety laws and get the weapons there....

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    idoln95 , September 20, 2010 3:24 AM
    idoln95well, he could just fly it to iran where there are no safety laws and get the weapons there....

    or just fly the **** plane himself, its his...
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