Pat-Says-Now Body Mouse

Over on Amazon.com, we discovered an interesting mouse that may be better suited for a different sort of gaming. This body-shaped optical mouse from Pat-Says-Now doesn't really have a name. However, we're making an assumption, given where the two buttons are located.

Fit for both USB and the ancient PS/2 port (yeah, they're still out there), the body mouse has an optical resolution of 800 DPI and is compatible with Windows 95 to Vista, Mac OS X, and Linux.

As far as gaming is concerned, this mouse might work. Then again, its contorted shape may prove troublesome. Still, with only two "buttons" to click, gamers are limited. Avoid this mouse, unless you're really lonely.