In Pictures: The Girls, Guys, And Monsters Of CES 2013

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Marcus Yam served as Tom's Hardware News Director during 2008-2014. He entered tech media in the late 90s and fondly remembers the days when an overclocked Celeron 300A and Voodoo2 SLI comprised a gaming rig with the ultimate street cred.

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  • even though the pictures look promising, i cant bother to navigate through the super crappy interface.
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  • Looks like CES has really embraced the sex sells idea.
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  • Kinda sucks if your web browser craps out at picture 75, and there's no easy way to short-cut back to that picture.
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  • even though the pictures look promising, i cant bother to navigate through the super crappy interface.
    48
  • Looks like CES has really embraced the sex sells idea.
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  • is it just me, or do some of these look shopped.
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  • Kinda sucks if your web browser craps out at picture 75, and there's no easy way to short-cut back to that picture.
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  • Ehum... Nice models, sure, but aren't booth babes a little 1980ish? Haven't we moved on and matured nowadays? Besides, are booth bases the best way to attract a female audience? This gets a bit tedious...
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  • #46 Get me the one on the left! :D
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  • Good advertisement to never go there ... damn those women are ugly.
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  • What the Hell with #11? Oh i see "The Girls, *Guys*, And Monsters Of CES 2013"
    :ouch: Hmmm, rather erotic... #15, 16, 17, 18
    :sweat: Uhhh, interesting #27 #28
    :kaola: Hi! #29
    :sarcastic: You're drunk? #31
    :) Happy engineer i assume #32
    i- to any product named, needs to die as it lacks creativity and originality #35, 36
    :heink: What are you implying by "Blow Off"? #49, 50
    No wonder Tom's did interviews with race drivers on technology a few weeks ago. #52
    [:djdecibel:2] Hmmm, cowgirls in their positions (am i seeing sometime that shouldn't see with the dark skinned?) #53
    :sol: Could be my sister showing her fashion skills #59
    :sleep: What so relevant about her? #75
    :ange: Till next year. BTW, Nice package! #76
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  • WTF IS #75! MY EYES!
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  • it's snooki loz
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  • pic nr 10, only one worth it... and since when CES is an Erotic show?! I mean.... If i wanted to get horny id go to a porn site....
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  • I would love to see my GF in that windows 8 theme dress
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  • I wonder how out of touch some of Tom's writers have to be to think Snooki is relevant to techies. Seriously, I don't even own a TV. Now, if they made the cowgirls the thumbnail, that might actually attract attention.
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  • You know, i thought Tom's wasn't going to do this, this year...but then the title suggested that there would be equal focus on either sexes (and monsters?), so i clicked.

    Sadly, i realize the title should have been: "3 guys, 2 monsters and the usual 70 girls we have every year!"

    Except of course, this time we'll let the folks at CES know that we think the idea of putting nude (female only, apart from that one guy) models is a terriffic idea! Because sex sells, especially to men, and we should continue to encourage that forever! Because obviously, it's the most important thing in the world, and our brains should shut off and never once even consider what we're doing, because it's obviously the coolest thing to do. I mean, AnandTech always posts pictures of CES girls as well...oh, wait.

    joholEhum... Nice models, sure, but aren't booth babes a little 1980ish? Haven't we moved on and matured nowadays? Besides, are booth bases the best way to attract a female audience? This gets a bit tedious...

    No, no we haven't...not at Tom's either, sadly.

    cats_Pawand since when CES is an Erotic show?! I mean.... If i wanted to get horny id go to a porn site....

    Good idea, maybe next year Tom's and CES will collaborate to save you the trouble of switching to another site. Plus no trojans on Tom's either, so all the folks who claim not to run an anti-virus will be safe. :)
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  • A Bad DayKinda sucks if your web browser craps out at picture 75, and there's no easy way to short-cut back to that picture.

    I didn't come that far. I came at #30
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  • Articles like this, remind me this clip:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpdCJKPHzh8
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  • Why am I reminded of the old lines here from "The Dilbert Principle" about how using this product will get you dates with bikini models?

    Guess ever since CES was separated from AVN, the companies need to keep attracting the geeks in some fashion...
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  • A Bad DayKinda sucks if your web browser craps out at picture 75, and there's no easy way to short-cut back to that picture.

    Super_NovaI didn't come that far. I came at #30


    Should I call a psychiatrist?
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  • #11 is riser

    :)
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  • ojasYou know, i thought Tom's wasn't going to do this, this year...but then the title suggested that there would be equal focus on either sexes (and monsters?), so i clicked.Sadly, i realize the title should have been: "3 guys, 2 monsters and the usual 70 girls we have every year!"Except of course, this time we'll let the folks at CES know that we think the idea of putting nude (female only, apart from that one guy) models is a terriffic idea! Because sex sells, especially to men, and we should continue to encourage that forever! Because obviously, it's the most important thing in the world, and our brains should shut off and never once even consider what we're doing, because it's obviously the coolest thing to do. I mean, AnandTech always posts pictures of CES girls as well...oh, wait.No, no we haven't...not at Tom's either, sadly.Good idea, maybe next year Tom's and CES will collaborate to save you the trouble of switching to another site. Plus no trojans on Tom's either, so all the folks who claim not to run an anti-virus will be safe.


    To embrace your urges is human
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