Candles and Curry. This is the story of how the Wingding met up with Mrs Phillips before she became old, infact before she even became Mrs Phillips. I all started one blustery afternoon when a young not yet Mrs Phillips was deep in conversation with Riser...

I met him on another forum, when the PMs dried up I started looking over here to see if he was really busy or just ignoring me. That part of Candles and Curry is actually factually correct. I've been around for a while. I never wandered down into the forum....

the pervert's bodies together, until the next time...* How romantic..... I think we should get the candles out next time Wingy and some of my special curry Will your ringpiece manage all that action? Remember who you are talking to Wingy Oh yeah. I forgot :( SpaceBalls...

inch* *turns off the light, lights some aroma candles* *starts anal rape of the noob to the tunes of Stevie Wonder's "When I fall in love, it will be forever..."* *lights a cigarette, sips cold bear* *enters with llama suit* Oh. Damn. You got here first....

all have valid points but I think Diarrhea wins!" "What the hell are you talking about, Paddy?" chimed the three other guys. "Well it is like this. Last night I went down to the local curry house for a vindaloo, which I washed down with 12 pints of...