More jokes folks. A little girl asked her mother, "Mommy, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Her mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage." The little...

to say you 'like' spam and not 'leek' spam. The latter may be a job for Dr. Bubba. This kind of ailment was thought to have been eradicated years ago. Might be a new form of terror weapon. No joke folks. Spam is a serious matter. I think it best you call...

less in it! CHANGE THAT DAMN SIG OF THE WEEK! I'll be starting a tour soon. Please PM me your credit card, and I'll glady charge things with it... er... get you your tickets.. yeah that's it :wink: (This is a joke folks, please don't actualy do it)...

Bluenecks vs. Rednecks. BLUENECKS Blue Necks are Northerners -- the opposite of Rednecks. Because of Redneck jokes, here are some takes on how Southern folks look at Northerners (or how Northerners sometimes think of themselves). YOU JUST MIGHT...

in the most extraordinarily bad taste, and if you think it's funny then I think it's you that should be put down. I shall certainly not stand in the way when a large truck is accidentally thundering in your direction. 'Jokes' like that went out of fashion...

much emotion involved to go messing with that. Remember folks, a penis has no memory and no conscience. Yet a chimpenis does... Remember folks, a Chimpenis has no intelligence and no job [/harsh and inconsiderate] But they would make a good gargoyle. [/He knows...

Another Joke Thread. An old geezer in the old folks home took a fancy to an old lady who is also staying at the home. One day he gets UP enough courage to tell her he wants to make love to her. She agrees and suggests that when everyone else is gone for...

tragedy. I read it, chuckled, moved on. But then, nobody's ever accused me of having a politically correct sense of humor. As you say, black humor (and I'll note, since we seem to be dealing with humor-impaired folks in this thread, that term has...