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Caption Contest: What is Steve Jobs Thinking?

Over the last few weeks there's been caption contests for Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer of Microsoft and Jen-Hsun Huang of Nvidia. There have been a couple of requests for a Steve Jobs one and given the overwhelming amount of press being afforded to the very underwhelming Apple iPad, I figured there's no better week.

Have at it!

  • Parrdacc
    Money, Money, Money. How can I get more MONEY.
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  • TunaSoda
    He is thinking, "All the kids will eat it up, if it's packaged properly" - Nirvana
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  • lowguppy
    "Now where did I save that freaky sea animal porn..."
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  • sabot00
    "How do I run a game on this thing?"
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  • tech603
    How the hell can I sell all these iPads...
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  • jerther
    "Hmmm.. Come to think of it, I should shave myself."
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  • Parrdacc
    or...Dam this thing really does suck.
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  • N.Broekhuijsen
    oh, I thought that people loved apple products no matter how bad they are......
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  • dagonoth
    DAMN IT, where's the start button!!!!!
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  • isamuelson
    Why isn't this iPad working?

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