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Chinese Hospital Offers Handsfree Sperm Extraction Device

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The Zhengzhou Central Hospital in Nanjing, China, announced a new and rather unique therapeutic device that is designed to treat infertility in patients.

The hands-free "sperm extractor" is a stand up device with a height-adjustable "massage pipe" that moves inward and outward from the main body of the sperm extractor. According to the manufacturer, the speed, amplitude and frequency can be adjusted by the user, which aims to provide a "warm" and "comfortable" feeling for users who find difficult to retrieve their sperm the traditional, manual way. There is even a screen to play movie content to help with the extraction process.

The description of a sperm extractor may be a bit misleading, since the extraction is done not for the purpose of sperm donation, but to collect a patient's sperm during an infertility treatment. Zhu Guoxin, director of the urology department at the hospital also noted that previous methods that involved the use of condoms may have negatively impacted the test results to the use of lubricants and other chemicals on them.

The sperm extractor is on sale for about $2,800.

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  • 71 Hide
    toms my babys daddy , September 29, 2012 11:39 AM
    looking forward to a tomshardware review of this device.
  • 53 Hide
    sixdegree , September 29, 2012 12:39 PM
    Apple should make one and call it: iCame.
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    freggo , September 29, 2012 2:22 PM
    Can you overclock it ?
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  • 38 Hide
    greghome , September 29, 2012 10:16 AM
    I can see a group of teenagers lining up for it :D 
  • 32 Hide
    dormantreign , September 29, 2012 10:24 AM
    I know you never smirked while writing up this article :p 
  • 38 Hide
    digiex , September 29, 2012 10:33 AM
    They will never beat the hand.
  • 40 Hide
    murzar , September 29, 2012 10:40 AM
    Will always be cheaper than a girlfriend/wife. :p 
  • 28 Hide
    ProDigit10 , September 29, 2012 10:44 AM
    Let's buy it!!!!
  • 27 Hide
    SoiledBottom , September 29, 2012 11:01 AM
    1 - It should always be hands on for a happy ending.

    2 - masturbate a man and he gets off once but if you teach a man to masturbate he gets off for a life time.

    3 - Masturbation never says NO, I have a head ache

    4 - Once the power goes out that machine is dead to me.

    5 - Do I have to take the machine to dinner or a movie first ?
  • 29 Hide
    husker , September 29, 2012 11:12 AM
    If a married couple needs to use this for infertility testing, they got bigger problems.
  • 71 Hide
    toms my babys daddy , September 29, 2012 11:39 AM
    looking forward to a tomshardware review of this device.
  • 31 Hide
    merikafyeah , September 29, 2012 12:06 PM
    Funny, I was sure Japan would've come up with this first. Then again, they already have robosexdroids, along with a bunch of other weird and unspeakable things.
  • 5 Hide
    john_4 , September 29, 2012 12:10 PM
    OMG, LOL, give me a freaking break.
  • 53 Hide
    sixdegree , September 29, 2012 12:39 PM
    Apple should make one and call it: iCame.
  • 29 Hide
    artemisclydefrog , September 29, 2012 12:51 PM
    Article should read "Chinese invent cure for Tennis Elbow"
  • 35 Hide
    ojas , September 29, 2012 1:16 PM
    toms my babys daddylooking forward to a tomshardware review of this device.

    Yeah need to see benchmarks.
  • 36 Hide
    house70 , September 29, 2012 1:44 PM
    toms my babys daddylooking forward to a tomshardware review of this device.

    Apparently, it won't be a hands-on review.
  • 22 Hide
    kawininjazx , September 29, 2012 2:12 PM
    They could at least put a wig on it.
  • 43 Hide
    freggo , September 29, 2012 2:22 PM
    Can you overclock it ?
  • 20 Hide
    syrious1 , September 29, 2012 2:26 PM
    That hole needs to be a hell of a lot bigger, and what's this?!....... no device to massage the balls? NO DEAL.
  • 22 Hide
    Anonymous , September 29, 2012 2:31 PM
    Wonder how long before someone over there marries one of these.
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    STravis , September 29, 2012 2:39 PM
    Why not just hire some women (which would be cheaper and better). It's not like the Chinese don't have enough people.
  • 12 Hide
    Lord Captivus , September 29, 2012 2:40 PM
    digiexThey will never beat the hand.

    The problem is catching the sperm it with the other hand!!
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