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Chinese Hospital Offers Handsfree Sperm Extraction Device

By - Source: Dvice

The Zhengzhou Central Hospital in Nanjing, China, announced a new and rather unique therapeutic device that is designed to treat infertility in patients.

The hands-free "sperm extractor" is a stand up device with a height-adjustable "massage pipe" that moves inward and outward from the main body of the sperm extractor. According to the manufacturer, the speed, amplitude and frequency can be adjusted by the user, which aims to provide a "warm" and "comfortable" feeling for users who find difficult to retrieve their sperm the traditional, manual way. There is even a screen to play movie content to help with the extraction process.

The description of a sperm extractor may be a bit misleading, since the extraction is done not for the purpose of sperm donation, but to collect a patient's sperm during an infertility treatment. Zhu Guoxin, director of the urology department at the hospital also noted that previous methods that involved the use of condoms may have negatively impacted the test results to the use of lubricants and other chemicals on them.

The sperm extractor is on sale for about $2,800.

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  • 70
    toms my babys daddy , September 29, 2012 6:39 PM
    looking forward to a tomshardware review of this device.
  • 51
    sixdegree , September 29, 2012 7:39 PM
    Apple should make one and call it: iCame.
  • 42
    freggo , September 29, 2012 9:22 PM
    Can you overclock it ?
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  • 37
    greghome , September 29, 2012 5:16 PM
    I can see a group of teenagers lining up for it :D 
  • 32
    dormantreign , September 29, 2012 5:24 PM
    I know you never smirked while writing up this article :p 
  • 37
    digiex , September 29, 2012 5:33 PM
    They will never beat the hand.
  • 39
    murzar , September 29, 2012 5:40 PM
    Will always be cheaper than a girlfriend/wife. :p 
  • 27
    ProDigit10 , September 29, 2012 5:44 PM
    Let's buy it!!!!
  • 26
    SoiledBottom , September 29, 2012 6:01 PM
    1 - It should always be hands on for a happy ending.

    2 - masturbate a man and he gets off once but if you teach a man to masturbate he gets off for a life time.

    3 - Masturbation never says NO, I have a head ache

    4 - Once the power goes out that machine is dead to me.

    5 - Do I have to take the machine to dinner or a movie first ?
  • 28
    husker , September 29, 2012 6:12 PM
    If a married couple needs to use this for infertility testing, they got bigger problems.
  • 70
    toms my babys daddy , September 29, 2012 6:39 PM
    looking forward to a tomshardware review of this device.
  • 30
    merikafyeah , September 29, 2012 7:06 PM
    Funny, I was sure Japan would've come up with this first. Then again, they already have robosexdroids, along with a bunch of other weird and unspeakable things.
  • 5
    john_4 , September 29, 2012 7:10 PM
    OMG, LOL, give me a freaking break.
  • 51
    sixdegree , September 29, 2012 7:39 PM
    Apple should make one and call it: iCame.
  • 28
    artemisclydefrog , September 29, 2012 7:51 PM
    Article should read "Chinese invent cure for Tennis Elbow"
  • 34
    ojas , September 29, 2012 8:16 PM
    toms my babys daddylooking forward to a tomshardware review of this device.

    Yeah need to see benchmarks.
  • 35
    house70 , September 29, 2012 8:44 PM
    toms my babys daddylooking forward to a tomshardware review of this device.

    Apparently, it won't be a hands-on review.
  • 21
    kawininjazx , September 29, 2012 9:12 PM
    They could at least put a wig on it.
  • 42
    freggo , September 29, 2012 9:22 PM
    Can you overclock it ?
  • 20
    syrious1 , September 29, 2012 9:26 PM
    That hole needs to be a hell of a lot bigger, and what's this?!....... no device to massage the balls? NO DEAL.
  • 21
    anonymous@guest , September 29, 2012 9:31 PM
    Wonder how long before someone over there marries one of these.
  • -5
    STravis , September 29, 2012 9:39 PM
    Why not just hire some women (which would be cheaper and better). It's not like the Chinese don't have enough people.
  • 12
    Lord Captivus , September 29, 2012 9:40 PM
    digiexThey will never beat the hand.

    The problem is catching the sperm it with the other hand!!
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