Inside the Weekly World News

It’s the biggest hit since “The Producers.”

It’s the biggest hit since “The Producers.”

It’s sure to be on “Oprah’s Book Club.”

It’s sure to be on “Oprah’s Book Club.”

Aliens invade New Mexico. Yawn…

Aliens invade New Mexico. Yawn…

Bat Boy! A legend is born.

Bat Boy ! A legend is born.

The King is alive!

The King is alive !

He needed to find a diaper changing room, like, pronto.

He needed to find a diaper changing room, like, pronto.

Maybe Leonardo DiCaprio will be in the sequel.

Maybe Leonardo DiCaprio will be in the sequel.

Wait, we’re not already in a depression? Oh crap.

Wait, we’re not already in a depression ? Oh crap.

Domo arigato, Mr. Vice President.

Domo arigato, Mr. Vice President.