Chinese Hospital Offers Handsfree Sperm Extraction Device

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  • greghome
    I can see a group of teenagers lining up for it :D
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  • dormantreign
    I know you never smirked while writing up this article :P
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  • digiex
    They will never beat the hand.
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  • murzar
    Will always be cheaper than a girlfriend/wife. :P
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  • ProDigit10
    Let's buy it!!!!
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  • SoiledBottom
    1 - It should always be hands on for a happy ending.

    2 - masturbate a man and he gets off once but if you teach a man to masturbate he gets off for a life time.

    3 - Masturbation never says NO, I have a head ache

    4 - Once the power goes out that machine is dead to me.

    5 - Do I have to take the machine to dinner or a movie first ?
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  • husker
    If a married couple needs to use this for infertility testing, they got bigger problems.
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  • toms my babys daddy
    looking forward to a tomshardware review of this device.
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  • merikafyeah
    Funny, I was sure Japan would've come up with this first. Then again, they already have robosexdroids, along with a bunch of other weird and unspeakable things.
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  • john_4
    OMG, LOL, give me a freaking break.
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