Too Much Information
Pro Tip: Adobe Premiere Pro can be quite the RAM hog. Double-down with memory and chew through those MPEGs.
Defeating The Purpose
You've received from Aunt Ida an alien-cow/Mother's Day/Victorian Era virtual chicken that requires eight recombinant DNA to reassemble. Send one back?
That's What You Get For Buying An Atom
Streams just fine for her through the PS3, but Ida maintains that the formal living room is for good company.
It's Only Funny Because Bulldozer Is So Close
Please, please, please don't tell the AMD fanbois.