VIDEO: Duke Nukem Vids Feature Jetpack, Poop
2K Games and Gearbox Software have released two new Duke Nukem Forever videos showing fun with a jetpack and poop.
What do you get when you cross a jetpack with a bowl full of crap? Duke Nukem Forever! Although fans must endure yet another delay in Duke Nukem's "forever-and-a-day" developmental hell (albeit rather brief compared to the overall picture), 2K Games and Gearbox are now offering two more inspirational videos to keep fans entertained until the official launch. Just think of these clips as short cartoons before the main feature...
First up to bat is a clip showcasing a little fun using the notorious jetpak:
Of course, a day can't go by without some kind of fun playing with poop:
If you didn't catch the release dates, Duke Nukem Forever invades the earth on June 10, 2011, followed by a separate North American assault on June 14, 2011.
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That second video... WIN!
WIN !!!
the duke is back and dirtier than ever
10 year of development and we get to poop fling!
Yes!
This game...WILL be on my shelf the 14th of june. Nuff said.
Second vid is actually Madden 2012
this is going to be one of the most enjoyable games of all time
This game is a BIG WIN.
I bet this game will be banned in Australia, or censored..
The graphics look like from 2001.... The video is funny though
(weird posting burb... Anyhow...)
Uhh... wow... the graphics do look horrid.. I hope they are MUCH better at release...
I dont care about the graphics and gameplay or its stupid story. These two videos sum up exactly why I am going to get this game, just to fool around with everything I can.
Smeker gets smacked.
Games looks great and funny... Poop, really? That would be a first!
I can't wait. I know, I know. It'll be dung when it's dung.
Sorry.. ..had to go there.
Duke is the misogynistic, egotistical, arse-kicking role model I never had but desperately needed!
WIN!
Perpetual disappointment.
I dont care about the graphics and gameplay or its stupid story. These two videos sum up exactly why I am going to get this game, just to fool around with everything I can.
Well said.
Though it's wretchedly disgusting, I intend to throw some at some bugs.
Maybe a special achievement, bringing the poop form start to finish in the game, just like in Half Life, sending that gnome into space?
If the poop couold actually knock health points off this would be the best multiplayer game EVAR!!!
I thought HL2 "death by toilet" was the best thing but if you could have "death by turd" it would just be the best.
Sanders saw turd... and Sanders liked it, this is the first game Sanders is buying in at least 3 years!
And you can even get a Jetpack, and Smash alien's faces!!!!
The poop was just sick and not necessary, pull your head out Epic.
Correction, Pull your heads out 2k and Gearbox
The poop was just sick and not necessary, pull your head out Epic.
All of it is not necessary.
That's the whole point.
Duke is a mysoginistic, violent, sick, over-the-top dude that invented the term "frag-fest" and is returning to reclaim his crown.
HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!!!
Why don't you go back to playing Ninten-dogs with all the other kids.
After 10 years it's bound to have other crazy awesome yet useless features. I like the first video, and that second one made me lol
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I'm sorry
When I saw a polished turd rendered in 3d I couldn't help thinking 'Daikatana'
Sorry again...
Correction, Pull your heads out 2k and Gearbox
actually miost teh work was done by 3d realms , most of what gear box was doing was bug squashing for the final release , but 2d realms did all teh actual level design, and game play features such as the poop
oha dn for those sayign the graphics look like they date back to 2001 reallly bad exgaeration , for starters this game uses a modifed UDk basded engine ,Ie it's the equivilant of UT3 as far as graphics go , certainly not as old looking as 2001, you need to go back and play some shooters from that time again. Sure teh graphics arent the altest adng reatest UT3 level of graphics is closer to 2007 and not quite up to 2011 PC graphic abilities , but thena gain what game really utilizes PC fully right now ? on that nopte , why worry about the graphics this is Duke the game will rock regardless.
Can't remember how many nights did i spend looking for secrets
) The game that made me buy another 8MB for my ancient comp eheheh.... Duke rules! XD
It's about time they added something more to a toilet (in a game) than just the ability to flush!
Do people really have a secret desire to play with poop?!? I have changed thousands of diapers when my children were young, and I assure you, that NEVER crossed my mind!