Caption Contest: What's Bill Gates Saying?
"West-coast!"
A couple of weeks ago I got a very stern email from a reader who was really upset about the picture of Steve Ballmer I had used in an article. I'll spare you the details but basically, this man – we'll call him Dan, because that's his name – reprimanded us for always using a goofy picture of Steve Ballmer in articles.
Despite the fact that Dan didn't respond to my lengthy, eloquent and thoroughly charming rebuttal, we decided it only fair to spread the joy and have goofy Bill picture too. After a little bit of Googling (we probably should have Binged it, but never mind) we found this picture and we think you'll agree, it is gagging for a caption.
Have at it, folks.
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was this right before he was creamed by that pie?
Here's my impression of Steven Hawkins...
Down Syndrome doesn't make EVERYBODY "special"
And that's when Bill was hit hard by the public crash of Windows 98.
DURRRRRRRRR
Like ... Like ... it's Microsoft Yo ...
For the millionth time, Vista is not a repackaged Win ME!
Wait for it.....
This photo is from the future. Hes looking at the new Mac tablet and about to throw a temper-tantrum. I MADE A TABLET 8 YEARS AGO!!!!! WHY DIDNT EVERY NEWS SOURCE IN THE WORLD COVER ME?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray.
While playing Charades, Bill re-enacted everyone's favorite......Blue Screen of Death
eyemaster you stole mine! though you complete spelled it wrong it's Stephen Hawking... LOL
"Windows 7 was my idea"
WEST SIIIIDE!
He's flashing gang signs and saying:
"When Windows 8 is released it will be more user friendly for the Bros and the Hoes"
Why not dis Google's Steve Schmitt? He's the one trying to rule your life.
SP
Yo dawg, my OS is off the hizzy.
How about that Gay Satan pic? poor Satan! Leave Satan alone!
Get that &*@$ alien parasite out of my ear!!!!
Ok, who just put that up my...
*At the entrance to Costco, greeting customers*
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Welcome to Costco, I love you....
"I'll stop making products that suck when I start making Vacuum's!"
This was taken just after someone told him they swapped his Zune with a Ipod.
my rhymes is dope yo! i make hits! kayne got nothin' on me! WINDOWS 7! Recognize!
Wapner, Time to watch Wapner.
I'm-m-m-mmm-m-make not Sim-m-mmm-m-ple Jack.
"Fishing?"
Bill tries to figure out Microsoft's new interface....Microsoft Telli-type 100 Ergonomic/Airgonomic AirKeyboard but accidentally plugs the usb cable for the handmotion sensor into his ear because the instructions were in Mandarin.
PSA: This is your brain on Windows Vista, any questions?
I noticed your Gangsta... Im pretty Gangsta myself
"this is the type of dope game i used to seduce Steve Job's wife with."