White House Web Petition Urges Construction of Death Star

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  • NightLight
    2 things: don't make the exhaust port reachable by a snub fighter, and don't make a path right to the core, this might cause giant explosions....
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  • Polluted
    NightLight2 things: don't make the exhaust port reachable by a snub fighter, and don't make a path right to the core, this might cause giant explosions....
    Pffft, as long as the port is only two meters wide it'll be fine.
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  • jacobdrj
    PollutedPffft, as long as the port is only two meters wide it'll be fine.Yeah, and just Ray Shield it... That way, nothing short of proton torpedoes could breach it anyways, even if a snub fighter did manage to fire it into that 2 meter hole...
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  • internetlad
    PollutedPffft, as long as the port is only two meters wide it'll be fine.
    You'd need some advanced electronics designed to hit tiny targets, or something. bahaha.
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  • keczapifrytki
    Toms, Y U NO POST LINKS????
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  • keczapifrytki
    http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/31350568.jpg
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  • internetlad
    PollutedPffft, as long as the port is only two meters wide it'll be fine.
    Doubt anybody could hit a target the size of a womp rat with a fighter LOL
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  • Darkk
    "I have a bad feeling about this."
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  • A Bad Day
    Why build one super death planet that can't respond to multiple attacks (if we ever colonize other solar systems), when we can use the resources in much smaller and larger number of units. Not to mention it would also encourage the enemy to invest in one giant anti-Deathstart instead of countering massed harassment attacks.

    There's a reason why Germany never built their 1500 ton super tank back during WWII. Too immobile, and too big of a target for bombers and artillery.
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  • internetlad
    Obama: "What they heck is this petition for? To build a new Moon?"

    Aide: "That's no Moon. . ."
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