GPU Cooler Tested With Ketchup, Potatoes, and Cheese as Thermal Paste

MSI Radeon R7 250
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Finding the best TIM can be a tricky endeavor, but some people are more adventurous than others. Case in point: An enthusiast recently broadened his GPU thermal paste search to include several interesting substances ranging from regular thermal paste to thermal pads, cheese, ketchup, toothpaste, diaper rash ointment, and even potatoes. The user originally set out to test different types of thermal pads but decided to expand into other substances, making for an interesting and entertaining study in GPU cooling with some substances that are definitely not safe for long-term use.

The test system used a Radeon R7 240 with a 30W TDP, with temperature readings from a five-minute run of Furmark. As such, these tests aren't a great indicator of the long-term feasibility of using a potato to cool your chip, so here's a statement of the obvious: Don't try this at home.

The user shared a spreadsheet showing the findings, including 22 different tested thermal "paste" materials. The list includes several standard thermal pads of different sizes, including Arctic TP2 0.5mm, 1mm, 1.5mm, Arctic TP3 1mm, 1.5mm, EC360 Blue 0.5mm, EC360 Gold 1mm, 0.5mm EKWB, and Thermal Grizzly Minus 8 thermal pads.

With those relatively safe choices out of the way, next up is the unusual substances not designed for thermal conductivity in a GPU application, including double-sided aluminum copper tape, cheese slices, potato slices, ketchup, copper paste, and Penaten Creme for diaper rashes. The enthusiast also used a broad range of toothpastes, including a few brands you might not recognize, like Amasan T12, Silber Wl.paste, Kupferpaste, and a no-named toothpaste with no branding. 

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Aaron Klotz
Contributing Writer

Aaron Klotz is a contributing writer for Tom’s Hardware, covering news related to computer hardware such as CPUs, and graphics cards.

  • TechieTwo
    Someone must be bored and trying to kill time to waste so much energy.
    Reply
  • ironmanjakarta
    I've heard honey works.
    Reply
  • USAFRet
    ironmanjakarta said:
    I've heard honey works.
    "I've heard" all sorts of weird crap.

    Super glue
    toothpaste
    spit
    nothing at all

    Doesn't make it true...lol
    Reply
  • OMGPWNTIME
    USAFRet said:
    "I've heard" all sorts of weird crap.

    Super glue
    toothpaste
    spit
    nothing at all

    Doesn't make it true...lol
    Feels like I'm wearing, nothing at all!

    On a serious note, there's a reason thermal paste exists lol
    Reply
  • DingusDog
    OMGPWNTIME said:
    Feels like I'm wearing, nothing at all!

    On a serious note, there's a reason thermal paste exists lol
    Stupid sexy Flanders.
    Reply
  • cfbcfb
    Clearly they applied far too much cheese. Even though that concept doesn't exist.
    Reply
  • linuxdude
    I miss those real articles that where worth reading. and I miss anand too.
    these days, every time I check tomshardware all i see is "now product XYZ now for only $$ at Amazon" and "ketchup does well as thermal grease".
    Reply
  • alan.campbell99
    cfbcfb said:
    Clearly they applied far too much cheese. Even though that concept doesn't exist.
    64 slices of American cheese?
    Reply
  • Rokinamerica
    Ketchup, potatoes and cheese is my base thermal paste.

    I add peppers and maybe salsa and eggs but that is my breakfast burrito on Super Bowl Sunday.

    And it gets hot.
    Reply
  • TheOtherOne
    Next.... Try to cool it down with some fresh burning fire!

    9AruxlhRj3PeR7BTH5View: https://media.giphy.com/media/9AruxlhRj3PeR7BTH5/giphy.gif
    Reply