Ballmer: I Could Be a Winning Basketball Coach

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  • jerther
    I love this guy, even though it's weird to be so excited about.. software... :P

    Would you see him selling cars? MAN that'd be awesome!! Remember Crazy Earl from Weird Al Yankovic's UHF: "People come to me and say, Hey, WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THOSE CARS!!! I tell you what, if nobody comes down here and buys me a car in the next hour, I'M GONNA CLUB THIS SEAL! I'M GONNA CLUB A BABY SEAL TO MAKE A BETTER DEAL! You know I'll do it, cause I'm crazy!"

    Hahaha I love this line :) Ballmer could have been a coach, but he's made to be visible :)
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  • Hellcatm
    I think he should leave MS and become a basketball coach. Someone with ADD has no right to be the head of one of the biggest companies in the world. He probably can't concentrate on one thing more than 5 seconds. Its good to see someone who is excited about a product, but Bill Gates was excited without looking like he's going to have a heart attack.

    Ballmer reminds me of this character I saw on a recent Law and Order. They guy was a schizophrenic roller skater street performer. Even when they had him in the interrogation room he couldn't sit still. lol
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  • jhansonxi
    His head would make a nice basketball. It's about the correct shape and size.
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  • fuser
    Ballmer is a freak.
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  • TheMan1214
    Thats some battle scream? :p
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  • hemelskonijn
    If not for microsoft i think he would be a nut in a huge fruitcake storage and when allowed to get out of his jacket he might run a fantasy baseball league.

    Seriously i thinks its cool people can get excited about the things they like but to take this guy serious is almost like being a bigger nut yourself.
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  • doomtomb
    I think he is more of a cheerleader than a coach in that vid
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  • Mr_Man
    Not that I don't love me some Ballmer, but where is the news here? Did Tom's do an interview, or was this something he just said recently and you stuck a new quote at the end of several paragraphs?
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  • wymer100
    I wonder if he'd be paired with Isiah Thomas as GM.
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