Caption Contest: Gates and Jobs Do Dinner
"For the last time, Steve: YES, I'm planning on eating my string beans."
Last week we included the picture below in a news post and a bunch of people asked us why we hadn't used it for a caption contest. Well, it's Friday and I'm in a giving mood so I'm relenting and giving you what you want. I'm also including a second picture of Gates and Jobs, just in case you're in dire need of an outlet for all that creative energy.
Also, here's the best captions from the last contest, "What's Steve Jobs Thinking?"
Parrdacc: "Money, Money, Money. How can I get more MONEY."
Sabot00: "How do I run a game on this thing?"
tech603: "How the hell can I sell all these iPads..."
dagonoth: "DAMN IT, where's the start button!!!!!"
duanes1967: "Hmmm - Right Click and then save - Damn! This mouse only has one button"
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seasonaleclipse: "Hm, Windows 7 really doesn't run too bad on here."
Abrahm: "I think I need to change my iPad"
jakthebomb: "How do i get this Blu-Ray disc to play?
mrmez: "Mmmmmmm, two iSight cameras. Now I'm twice as sexy."
SoiledBottom: "What was my password again ?........Thats right its Microsoft"
markus-san: "How do I tell them that I'm a PC?"
logitic: "Hmmm, how can I get out of this awful contract with AT&T?"
Hellbound: "iSlate, now thats a dumb name..."
duanes1967: "You have 2480 viruses. Please click now to install Personal Virus Scanner."
hellwig"Hmm.... sell a couple million Disney shares, shift some funds out of my old NeXT 401k, yep, I should be able to buy every last iPad and report the release as a success."
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"Steve, I know the iPad is that big, but it needs to be this big. Oh wait, that's the iPhone."Reply
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Abrahm For the first picture:Reply
Jobs: My ego has grown by THIS much this year! Bill, can you put up your hand to make this three dimensional? -
thrust2night Jobs: "Last night I dreamt my iPad was this big."Reply
Gates: "Ha Ha Ha! Last night I dreamt your iPad fit in the palm of my hand." -
shadow187 AbrahmFor the first picture:Jobs: My ego has grown by THIS much this year! Bill, can you put up your hand to make this three dimensional?+vote.Reply -
blamb Steve - "Last week I caught a virus this big"Reply
Bill - "Don't be silly Steve everyone knows Macs don't get viruses" -
pinaplex 1st pic: Bill Gates: "Get outta here, steve! you made the itouch how big?"Reply
2nd pic: Bill Gates: "Now how are you supposed to use an iphone if you don't have a hand?" -
steveoh Jobs: Have you seen that five dollar foot long?Reply
Gates: I can't even get that thing in my mouth! -
thrust2night 2nd pic:Reply
Jobs: "Here's the new iPod Touch."
Gates: "What an i-diot, it's a Zune HD."