A couple of weeks ago I got a very stern email from a reader who was really upset about the picture of Steve Ballmer I had used in an article. I'll spare you the details but basically, this man – we'll call him Dan, because that's his name – reprimanded us for always using a goofy picture of Steve Ballmer in articles.
Despite the fact that Dan didn't respond to my lengthy, eloquent and thoroughly charming rebuttal, we decided it only fair to spread the joy and have goofy Bill picture too. After a little bit of Googling (we probably should have Binged it, but never mind) we found this picture and we think you'll agree, it is gagging for a caption.
Have at it, folks.