Steve Jobs Not Dying; Has Hormone Imbalance

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  • Pei-chen
    Jobs is turning into a real Metrosexual like every Apple user; with real breasts and all.
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  • tipmen
    To the guy above me... wow, i couldn't help laughing that's great but yea its good to know hes alright he did a lot for apple i'm no fan but i do respect the man's work.
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  • Tekkamanraiden
    He pretty much gave up a good portion of his privacy when he decided to make himself a cultural icon. Still hope he recovers, it would be considerably less fun to make fun of apple if he wasn't around.
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  • falchard
    Maybe this explains the hormone imbalance in macintosh machsines. I bet this doctoral treatment is equivalent to giving 3 people a well paying job this year.
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  • Treatment = Eat more BigMacs
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  • skittle
    diagnosis: vaginitis.
    treatment: eat more meat.
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  • Pei-chen
    TipmenTo the guy above me... wow, i couldn't help laughing that's great but yea its good to know hes alright he did a lot for apple i'm no fan but i do respect the man's work.Got to love South Park.
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  • I knew it Macs are gay =P
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  • squatchman
    Cmon guys... so what if Jobs is going through manopause? Give him a midol and get him back to designing shiney expensive crap for the rest of the guys with boobies.
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  • warezme
    cancel the party, he's not dying
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