Lenovo's grenade-styled external SSD looks certain to delay you at airport security

Lenovo Legion Tactical SSD
(Image credit: Lenovo)

Lenovo has revealed that it has designed a hand grenade-inspired external SSD. The design pays tribute to the recently released China blockbuster war movie Operation Dragon, also known as Operation Leviathan or Operation Hadal in some territories. Frequent fliers will probably want to avoid weapons-styled computer accessories and electronics like this, to prevent any unnecessary delays when passing through security.

Lenovo Legion Tactical SSD

(Image credit: Lenovo)

A machine translation of the blurb in the above image reads: "Lenovo Crowdfunding - Savior Tactical Mobile SSD. Officially authorized hardcore aluminum alloy grenade shape. USB 3.2 high-speed protocol. Compatible with multiple specifications of SSD." There follows the logos for Lenovo Legion and Operation Hadal.

The top-linked official Lenovo crowdfunder page also indicates that the new grenade SSD is primed for crowdfunding success. Lenovo's project is 69% funded with several days left, and quite a few reports in Chinese language tech media today highlight this absurd product. It is therefore likely to be an explosive success (ba dum tss).

We don't have the specs for this Y599 (approx. $82) crowdfunded product except the few mentioned above. However, the grenade-styled external SSD is expected to feature 1TB of storage, perform data transfers at up to 1,050MB/s, and feature a USB Type-C interface. These specs are based on the assumption that the tactical SSD uses an existing Lenovo Legion (AKA Savior in China) portable SSD as its foundation.

A short history of weaponry styled PC components

Lenovo's war movie-inspired SSD isn't the first ill-advised design choice we have seen foisted upon the PCs and electronics market. Gigabyte has previously been guilty of producing motherboards with heatsinks that have been known to trigger airport scanners.

Perhaps Gigabyte's best-known airport security check impediment was the G1 Assassin 2 motherboard. This Intel X79 chipset board featured a "redesigned distinctive signature heatpipe design… that it is as deadly to heat as it looks." It looks like a pistol, and it even has a skull biting a bowie knife on the grip. New Zealand airport security ruined one of these motherboards with their investigations in 2015.

Gigabyte would release an almost as audacious design with its Gaming G1 Sniper socket LGA 1366 motherboard. This featured a banana-mag heatsink design with a 'bullet' protruding from one end.

MSI also has a penchant for military-themed motherboards, but its Bazooka, Mortar, and the like have always avoided weapons-shaped heatsinks.

Still, a portable SSD is probably more likely to be carried by someone onto a plane, so Lenovo's 'Tactical SSD' maybe even a worse idea than Gigabyte's Assassin and Sniper products.

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  • TCA_ChinChin
    Not gonna lie, thats kind of hilarious. Is this an early april fools joke? Completely on you if you buy this novelty.
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  • COLGeek
    TCA_ChinChin said:
    Not gonna lie, thats kind of hilarious. Is this an early april fools joke? Completely on you if you buy this novelty.
    Agreed. Carriers of these through airports deserve the "special screening" process. Maybe with used gloves, too.
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  • DingusDog
    Honestly anyone who tries to bring this through an airport deserves to be delayed.
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  • JeffreyP55
    Admin said:
    Lenovo has revealed that it has designed a hand grenade inspired external SSD. It looks very airport-unfriendly.

    Lenovo's grenade-styled external SSD looks certain to delay you at airport security : Read more
    Hahahahahahaha!!!!
    Reply
  • USAFRet
    Owning it is one thing.
    Its cute.

    Taking it to the airport? Total stupidity.
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  • ggeeoorrggee
    USAFRet said:
    Taking it to the airport? Total stupidity.
    Agreed.

    Based on the TSA’s annual confiscation list, I’d put the likelihood at 100% gets carried on and 80% chance it’s only detected after passing through US customs and gets caught in a country with more diligent security — and hopefully stiffer penalties.
    Reply
  • YSCCC
    It is one of the yearly stupidity design and user error on my list... designing such gimmick and purchasing is one thing, trying to go on any plane is as dumb as it is possible... unless one enjoys messing up the trip for the whole plane worth of passengers...
    Reply
  • mo_osk
    How will they even ship these thing without risking attracting some scrutiny by the customs?
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  • Amdlova
    Good way to be shot by cops... or everything don't know what kind of device it's with you.
    They need to brand it death wish.
    Reply
  • YSCCC
    mo_osk said:
    How will they even ship these thing without risking attracting some scrutiny by the customs?
    Lenovo is Chinese Corp, and in China, these arn't as strict in regulations.. then some genius decide to bring it overseas..
    Reply