Dorm Room Tech

Tic Tac Toast

$2.99

Stick this plastic grid into a piece of bread before you place it in the toaster (we assume this isn’t a safety hazard). When the toast pops, yank out the plastic grid and you’ll have a tic-tac-toe game board. Play with a roommate: peanut butter versus jelly. The winner eats the toast.

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Air Hogs Havoc Heli

$29.95

Perfect for when you’re trapped indoors during a snowstorm. Annoy your hall-mates with this foam remote-control helicopter that can reach heights of up to 100 feet. It can buzz about for six minutes per charge — that’s one minute per AA battery. It can hover in one spot and knock on your neighbor’s door while you stand in your room.

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Creative Zen Mozaic

$59.99

At only 1.5 ounces, why buy a flash drive when you can carry around this MP3 player instead? The Creative Zen Mozaic looks artsy, holds 2 GB of music and can function for 32 hours as an alarm clock, calendar, voice recorder, FM radio, address book and, of course, an external storage device. You can also view photos on its 1.8-inch screen. It’s the perfect affordable MP3 player to take to the library, the gym or on a jog.

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JVC NX-PN7 iPod/iPhone Audio System

$149.99

Roommates needn’t fight over who will be the one to DJ the dorm party. With JVC’s dual-docking and charging iPod speakers, roommates can share the remote control and play playlists from their own iPod — with each iPod playing from the same set of speakers. The NX-PN7’s sound easily fills up a 12x12 dorm room, and the changing LED light colors (each iPod gets its own color rotation in slot A or slot B) add a bit of decor pizzazz.

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Headplay Personal Cinema System

$499.99

You know the drill: Your roommate wants to study in your dorm room and insists on quiet and calm. You, of course, want to watch a movie. One possible solution to this scenario is the Headplay Personal Cinema System. Simply plug your PC, DVD player or iPod into the Headplay box unit — or insert a memory card or thumb drive with video stored onboard — and put the visor on over your eyes. The Headplay will display an image that appears to be the size of a 52-inch TV, with a resolution of 1024 x 768.

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Philips LivingColors Mini

$168

This one’s for the dorm decorator. When Philips launches its LivingColors Mini in December, you’ll be able to change your room decor 256 different ways. The compact LED lamp washes white walls in various shades and patterns to suit your mood. The lights are controlled via a color wheel where you can preset your favorite color routines. After all, dorm room wall painting is generally a no-no.

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MP3 Lightcast

$38.97

If the Philips LivingColors Mini seems a bit simple and pricey, the MP3 Lightcast might be a better fit for you, especially if you like your light shows to coordinate with your music listening. Lightcast is under $40 and only has 33 LEDs and eight sequences, but it pulses, flashes, fades and matches your music selections. A mirror and lens help the LEDs cast patterns on your walls. Psychedelic, baby.

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SlingBox AV

$129.99

This is one back-to-school gadget you’ll want to leave at home. That’s because your dorm room probably doesn’t have cable or satellite service. If you set the SlingBox AV up at your parents’ house, where cable and satellite exist, you can watch all of those channels on your laptop at school, even 3,000 miles away and when the TV isn’t on. You can even view the contents of your old DVR. You needn’t say goodbye to HBO.

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Sapphire HD 4870 X2 2G GDDR5 PCI-E

$549

For serious gamers, no other hardware upgrade delivers as much bang for the buck as a new graphics card, and Sapphire’s HD 4870 X2 represents the fastest board you can buy. Under all of that extravagant cooling you’ll find a pair of AMD’s RV770 graphics processors, each complemented by 1 GB of GDDR5 memory. The chips render the latest games at the same time, so you essentially get the performance of two Radeon HD 4870 cards together. The 4870 X2 is more convenient through, because it only takes up one PCI Express slot. It’s faster too, since each GPU gets a full gigabyte of memory instead of 512 MB.

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Hasbro Tooth Tunes

$10

With games, movies and music all around your dorm room and in your pocket, why not put a little entertainment in your oral hygiene routine? Hasbro’s Tooth Tunes toothbrush will remind you to brush for a full two minutes (like dentists recommend) as you listen — through the vibrations from your teeth into your inner ear no less — to a tune. We like “Brush It,” Hasbro’s rendition of Devo’s “Whip It.”

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  • randomizer
    I love this article! I want some Tic Tac Toast! :lol:
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  • sandmanwn
    Headplay Personal Cinema is sweet. Wish I had that in college. More than enough times I wanted to get away from the roomie but couldn't leave the dorm.
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  • gaiden
    personally i wouldn't want to put most of these things in a dorm when you are share a room, unless it's your brother or cousin. ...wait i take that back, bastard too my nano :\
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  • amdfangirl
    Best THG article ever!!!

    What is this about anyways?
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  • blackened144
    I wish I had the Nanda Clocky Alarm Clock. Just not in college. Ive broken my last 2 alarm clocks just by knocking them off my nightstand. The last one I broke happened to double as my cell phone.. :(
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  • malveaux
    Heya,

    So this was amusing. Funny junk to play with.

    But in all honesty, it's disturbing to see how we treat `education' and college in general as basically a big-kid play ground and day care center where kids run off to `grow up' and play with more expensive toys while they're supposed to be getting some kind of actual education.

    Cool gadgets. Wish they weren't being advertised for STUDENTS.

    Very best,
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  • snarfies1
    Did college students somehow get a hell of a lot more disposable income since I graduated in '02? I wouldn't have been able to justify spending on most of the things listed here, and I was working while going to school.
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  • malveaux
    Snarfies1,

    Check out what has happened since then in regards to students and credit. We've bred a culture of `buy now, pay later' and students get loans and credit lines and buy this kind of stuff instead of actually going to school. These are your future professionals that will some how effect your life. The ads these days are disgusting. They joke on commercials about your "pc for school" and of course, show you gaming and watching music videos. All these fun little gadgets have nothing to do with school, or even life while at school. Kids have always found ways to amuse themselves. They don't need thousands of dollars worth of stuff to help them figure that out. But, good ad placement by companies that want to make the might dollar are in charge.

    College is the new kindergarten. And 35 is the new 16.

    Very best,
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  • Dorm room tech my ass. Yes a 499 lcd monitor = bragging rights, but seriously, how many parents will be willing to buy these outrageous and useless gadgets for their kids who are suppose to be studying?! This article should be renamed to "bragging rights gadgets" or "rich mens offsprings' toys selection"
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  • eccentric909
    haha.. I love the "This generation is going down the tubes, we're all doomed!" comments which each and every pre-generation forecasts.

    A lot of parents spoil their kids, or buy them fun stuff before going to college. A lot of kids also have high school graduation parties which end up bringing them upwards of $1,000-3,000 from relatives and friends.

    Many kids do very well in college, which classes get harder and more advanced as time rolls on, yet still find time for video games and other fun recreational activities. I'd much rather see the kids buy these "toys" than alcohol and drugs.

    My 12 year old has his own gaming pc, XBox360, Wii and LCD TV all in his bedroom. He still gets straight As in school.

    Quite a few of the gadgets are silly and useless, however it's not the gadgets, the marketing or whatever destroying this 'generation'. There will always be bad apples in the bunch, but this generation of college students is no more or less worse off than the last.

    The world isn't going to end and when these kids grow up they won't be screwing up the country/world any worse than the current adults running the show.
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