QOTD: How Should We Test Rugged Laptops?

We're going to be testing rugged notebooks, but with half of us working in an office and the other half working from home in our sweats, we don't exactly work in an environment that calls for rugged notebooks. That's where you guys come in. We know all kinds of people read Tom's Hardware, so there's got to be some people out there who use their laptop in a way that necessitates a rugged notebook or actually require a rugged notebook for work.

We want creative but realistic ideas. We're going to use and abuse these machines but we're not interested in the over-the-top "Where can we get a grenade?" ideas. Your typical rugged notebook doesn't need to be able to withstand bullets and or blenders but we want to put them through their paces by subjecting them to the kind of situations you find yourself in every day.

Today's question of the day is: What can we do to test the durability of a rugged notebook?