Microsoft Makes a... Notebook Cooler

Microsoft’s best known for its software, but often times its hardware products are just as often found as part of users’ systems.

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  • jsloan
    i wonder when they will start making monitors, printers, ect...
    what about desktops, laptops, netbooks, ect...

    basically they dont have to do much, they could just rebrand the stuff that if already out there or they could pay for some asian company to create the stuff for them and they slap their label... isn't that what so many others are already doing, why leave money on the table, microsot could eat their lunches and improve their stock price while at it. what out dell, hp, canon, ect...

    what about microsoft camera, god with the cash microsot has they could make it all. how evil!
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  • jsloan
    oh forgot microsoft toilet paper and tampons. what about microsot caskets... ouch ;-)
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  • Ho0d1um
    jsloanoh forgot microsoft toilet paper and tampons. what about microsot caskets... ouch ;-)
    Microsoft already makes caskets. Perfect size for an Xbox.
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  • ispyamoose
    They already have the buggy software portion covered.
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  • ispyamoose
    They already have the buggy software portion covered.
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  • mavroxur
    Now keep in mind, the Microsoft Notebook Cooler will come in 18 versions. The 3 main versions will be Home Cooler Basic, Home Cooler Premium, and Ultimate Edition Cooler. Basic only cools the notebook up to 3 degrees, premium will cool it a little better, and ultimate will keep it borderline frozen but will cost about $400.
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  • jsloan
    mavroxurNow keep in mind, the Microsoft Notebook Cooler will come in 18 versions. ... and ultimate will keep it borderline frozen but will cost about $400.

    The prices are high because with each Microsoft Notebook Cooler you purchase you get a copy of Windows Vista which you can upgrade to Windows 7 when it becomes available for an additional $50-$200 depending on the version of the cooler you purcahse today. :->
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  • jsloan
    oh did i forget to mention, microsoft will be shortly offering microsoft water and microsoft air. yes that is right. microsoft water will come in 18 different flavors. all are triple carbon filtered from the original nyc source.
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  • my_name_is_earl
    That mouse look hot! But you have to be a total nerd to use it {:-]
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  • n3ard3ath
    mavroxurNow keep in mind, the Microsoft Notebook Cooler will come in 18 versions. The 3 main versions will be Home Cooler Basic, Home Cooler Premium, and Ultimate Edition Cooler. Basic only cools the notebook up to 3 degrees, premium will cool it a little better, and ultimate will keep it borderline frozen but will cost about $400.
    OMG LMAO!!!!
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