He's baaaaaaaaaaaaack!
You thought he was dead, didn't you?! Well he's not! (We're talking about Clippy here, by the way.)
Clippy was that pest with good intentions that Microsoft introduced in Office 97. While it was an interesting effort to make the office suite more accessible and usable to newcomers, it was an annoyance for those who are really trying to get work done free from distractions.
So, Clippy and the rest of the helper mascots are dead in the latest versions of Office – or are they? In a training tool game made by Microsoft, Clippy is back!
It's called Ribbon Hero 2: Clippy's Second Chance and you can download it here.
Yes, we turned Office into a game! If you're going to spend time immersed in the inner workings of Office, by golly it should be fun. In Ribbon Hero 2, you’ll hop on board Clippy's stolen time machine and explore different time periods. With each time period, you get to explore a new game board with challenges you must complete to get to the next level. Each challenge takes you into Word, Excel, PowerPoint, or OneNote to complete a task. Discover new Office features by actually using them, with a hint button to fall back on in case you get stuck. Race for a high score with colleagues, classmates and friends, or even put your score on your resume to show off your Office skills!

Microsoft WordVille
Microsoft ExcelVille
Microsoft AccessVille
Microsoft PowerpointVille
...and so on...
Facebook games, anyone?
Good times.
May be a fools joke.
How did you know about the kinky desires of those bashing the clippy?
On a serious note, I personally, never had a problem with the clippy. It was very easy to turn off. The only people bothered by it were the ones not knowing how to turn it off, and these people are generally not considered nerds.
To cheer a bit up, though:
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Cheers!
I'd rather use the FREE (with adverts) version of Office over EITHER of those name drops you used there.
...I don't think that would go over well.