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Caption Contest: What's Bill Gates Saying?

A couple of weeks ago I got a very stern email from a reader who was really upset about the picture of Steve Ballmer I had used in an article. I'll spare you the details but basically, this man – we'll call him Dan, because that's his name – reprimanded us for always using a goofy picture of Steve Ballmer in articles.

Despite the fact that Dan didn't respond to my lengthy, eloquent and thoroughly charming rebuttal, we decided it only fair to spread the joy and have goofy Bill picture too. After a little bit of Googling (we probably should have Binged it, but never mind) we found this picture and we think you'll agree, it is gagging for a caption.

Have at it, folks.

  • pumakrieg
    was this right before he was creamed by that pie?
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  • eyemaster
    Here's my impression of Steven Hawkins...
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  • traesta
    Down Syndrome doesn't make EVERYBODY "special"
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  • winglerw28
    And that's when Bill was hit hard by the public crash of Windows 98.
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  • DURRRRRRRRR
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  • Like ... Like ... it's Microsoft Yo ...
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  • macroweb
    For the millionth time, Vista is not a repackaged Win ME!
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  • board_marshall
    Wait for it.....
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  • deadlockedworld
    This photo is from the future. Hes looking at the new Mac tablet and about to throw a temper-tantrum. I MADE A TABLET 8 YEARS AGO!!!!! WHY DIDNT EVERY NEWS SOURCE IN THE WORLD COVER ME?
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  • lanestew
    2 in the front, 2 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray.
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