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Final Fantasy VII, Call of Juarez, LMA Manager and Irish Enterprise North

I can't read this, where are English subtitles? Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII - try saying that in one breath - will arrive on August 22 for PlayStation 2. The enigmatic Vincent Valentine, owner of one of the strangest hero names ever, is back for

I can’t read this, where are English subtitles ? Dirge of Cerberus : Final Fantasy VII - try saying that in one breath - will arrive on August 22 for PlayStation 2. The enigmatic Vincent Valentine, owner of one of the strangest hero names ever, is back for

Don't make me pop a cap in your ass! Game publisher Square Enix promises another action-packed entry for the Final Fantasy franchise.

Don’t make me pop a cap in your ass ! Game publisher Square Enix promises another action-packed entry for the Final Fantasy franchise.

Talk about bad moon rising... Dirge of Cerberus also promises to shed light on Vincent's tragic past and give players more of the Final Fantasy backstory.

Talk about bad moon rising... Dirge of Cerberus also promises to shed light on Vincent’s tragic past and give players more of the Final Fantasy backstory.

Make any Yul Brenner jokes and I'll blow your head off. Another Western will make its way to the PC this summer, courtesy of Ubisoft. Call of Juarez puts players in South Texas in 1882 in a epic Western story involving vengeance and lost treasure.

Make any Yul Brenner jokes and I’ll blow your head off. Another Western will make its way to the PC this summer, courtesy of Ubisoft. Call of Juarez puts players in South Texas in 1882 in a epic Western story involving vengeance and lost treasure.

Those darn pyrotechnics, they never work right... In Call of Juarez, players can choose between two characters - 19-year-old Billy who is on the run from law, and Ray, an infamous gunfighter who's hot on Billy's trail. Or you can combine both characters a

Those darn pyrotechnics, they never work right... In Call of Juarez, players can choose between two characters - 19-year-old Billy who is on the run from law, and Ray, an infamous gunfighter who’s hot on Billy’s trail. Or you can combine both characters a

Draw! Oh, wait, I got dust in my eye... Call of Juarez promises to feature tried and true Western action such as shootouts, train robberies, saloon brawls and back-yard barbecue. Yee-haw!

Draw ! Oh, wait, I got dust in my eye... Call of Juarez promises to feature tried and true Western action such as shootouts, train robberies, saloon brawls and back-yard barbecue. Yee-haw !

Oi, oi you. I'm a manager so I am. A football manager. An LMA Football Manager. You hear me?

Oi, oi you. I’m a manager so I am. A football manager. An LMA Football Manager. You hear me ?

Management of the high-stakes football (soccer, to any yanks who may be reading this). Pick your team, slide sliders and watch them dive in matches.

Management of the high-stakes football (soccer, to any yanks who may be reading this). Pick your team, slide sliders and watch them dive in matches.

If this sort of thing enthrals you, then you'll be happy to know that it'll be out in September for Xbox 360, PC and PlayStation 2.

If this sort of thing enthrals you, then you’ll be happy to know that it’ll be out in September for Xbox 360, PC and PlayStation 2.

Train Simulator, combined with the Irish rail network. It's a sure sleeper hit (oh ho ho ho, the really sad thing is that I can't even claim credit for that joke.)

Train Simulator, combined with the Irish rail network. It’s a sure sleeper hit (oh ho ho ho, the really sad thing is that I can’t even claim credit for that joke.)

Flatteringly realistic features in the game include incredibly dirty trains and the odd mad picnicker on the line.

Flatteringly realistic features in the game include incredibly dirty trains and the odd mad picnicker on the line.