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Caption Contest: Gates and Jobs Do Dinner

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"For the last time, Steve: YES, I'm planning on eating my string beans."

Last week we included the picture below in a news post and a bunch of people asked us why we hadn't used it for a caption contest. Well, it's Friday and I'm in a giving mood so I'm relenting and giving you what you want. I'm also including a second picture of Gates and Jobs, just in case you're in dire need of an outlet for all that creative energy.

Also, here's the best captions from the last contest, "What's Steve Jobs Thinking?"

Parrdacc: "Money, Money, Money. How can I get more MONEY."

Sabot00: "How do I run a game on this thing?"

tech603: "How the hell can I sell all these iPads..."

dagonoth: "DAMN IT, where's the start button!!!!!"

duanes1967: "Hmmm - Right Click and then save - Damn! This mouse only has one button"

seasonaleclipse: "Hm, Windows 7 really doesn't run too bad on here."

Abrahm: "I think I need to change my iPad"

jakthebomb: "How do i get this Blu-Ray disc to play?

mrmez: "Mmmmmmm, two iSight cameras. Now I'm twice as sexy."

SoiledBottom: "What was my password again ?........Thats right its Microsoft"

markus-san: "How do I tell them that I'm a PC?"

logitic: "Hmmm, how can I get out of this awful contract with AT&T?"

Hellbound: "iSlate, now thats a dumb name..."

duanes1967: "You have 2480 viruses. Please click now to install Personal Virus Scanner."

hellwig"Hmm.... sell a couple million Disney shares, shift some funds out of my old NeXT 401k, yep, I should be able to buy every last iPad and report the release as a success."


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  • 16 Hide
    Abrahm , February 26, 2010 9:32 PM
    For the first picture:

    Jobs: My ego has grown by THIS much this year! Bill, can you put up your hand to make this three dimensional?
  • 12 Hide
    steveoh , February 26, 2010 9:50 PM
    Jobs: Have you seen that five dollar foot long?
    Gates: I can't even get that thing in my mouth!
  • 10 Hide
    nekatreven , February 26, 2010 11:59 PM
    Steve: I swear, the water balloon was this close to hitting Linus.
    Bill: You should have thrown it like this silly.
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  • 1 Hide
    Anonymous , February 26, 2010 9:29 PM
    "Steve, I know the iPad is that big, but it needs to be this big. Oh wait, that's the iPhone."
  • 16 Hide
    Abrahm , February 26, 2010 9:32 PM
    For the first picture:

    Jobs: My ego has grown by THIS much this year! Bill, can you put up your hand to make this three dimensional?
  • 1 Hide
    Zoidman , February 26, 2010 9:32 PM
    To the first picture -

    Gates: "You mean they are actually excited to buy the iPad!?"
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    thrust2night , February 26, 2010 9:33 PM
    Jobs: "Last night I dreamt my iPad was this big."
    Gates: "Ha Ha Ha! Last night I dreamt your iPad fit in the palm of my hand."
  • 5 Hide
    dwave , February 26, 2010 9:33 PM
    Steve, "Yes, it is that big!"
    Bill, "Can I touch it?"
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    shadow187 , February 26, 2010 9:34 PM
    AbrahmFor the first picture:Jobs: My ego has grown by THIS much this year! Bill, can you put up your hand to make this three dimensional?

    +vote.
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    pinaplex , February 26, 2010 9:46 PM
    1st pic: Bill Gates: "Get outta here, steve! you made the itouch how big?"

    2nd pic: Bill Gates: "Now how are you supposed to use an iphone if you don't have a hand?"
  • 12 Hide
    steveoh , February 26, 2010 9:50 PM
    Jobs: Have you seen that five dollar foot long?
    Gates: I can't even get that thing in my mouth!
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    thrust2night , February 26, 2010 10:42 PM
    2nd pic:

    Jobs: "Here's the new iPod Touch."
    Gates: "What an i-diot, it's a Zune HD."
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    zonker , February 26, 2010 11:06 PM
    Jobs: "Your failure to provide consistant user experience is insult to all humanity, I KILL YOU WITH MY NINJA KARATE!!!"

    GatES: "MWAHAHAHA, I have 10324234 viruses, you touch me YOU DIE!"
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    djcoolmasterx , February 26, 2010 11:15 PM
    "Ugh, My drink tastes str-" *thud*
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    RaZZ3R , February 26, 2010 11:35 PM
    1st Pic:
    Jobs: "So I feed the iPhone with lots of apps and now it's so big I made a new product: iPad"
    Bill: "Damn, I toalled those guyes to come up with something agains iTunes"
    2nd Pic:
    Jobs: "After a cut down on the porn apps look how small the iPad became, a fracking iPhone again"
    Bill: "You better get back on those boobs apps"
    3rd Pic:
    Screen: "There are 32 new apps ready for approval"
    Jobs: "Flash app ... no, Porn app ... no, Jailbreak app ... no, wellcome to the West China bitches ... who do I kill now for that damn iPad lost ?"
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    LORD_ORION , February 26, 2010 11:38 PM
    1) Steve "Selling to Fanboys is as easy as this... Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man."
    Bill "...and mark it with a dollar sign!" *begin spastic nerd laughing*

    2) Steve "Zune status: Fail"
    Bill: "I know, what is with that? You raped us. However, iPad is next"

    3) Steve is reading: "McGraw-Hill leaked iPad info"
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    nekatreven , February 26, 2010 11:59 PM
    Steve: I swear, the water balloon was this close to hitting Linus.
    Bill: You should have thrown it like this silly.
  • 2 Hide
    AsAnAtheist , February 27, 2010 12:34 AM
    "How do I avoid the anti-trust lawsuits creeping up on me..."
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    foody , February 27, 2010 12:53 AM
    3rd Picture

    Why a damn spinning beach ball?!
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    SoiledBottom , February 27, 2010 1:08 AM
    Picture # 2
    Jobs - Hey Bill wanna see some nude pics of your wife ?
    Gates - I can't believe I own stock in this idiots company.

    Picture # 1

    Jobs - Some I'm makin the Ipad about this big.
    Gates - (in his best Micheal Scott voice from "The Office" ) Thats what she said.
  • 0 Hide
    Anonymous , February 27, 2010 1:26 AM
    Two Cameras, Hmmm, Why can't I see 3d without glasses.
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