Caption Contest: Gates and Jobs Do Dinner
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"For the last time, Steve: YES, I'm planning on eating my string beans."
Last week we included the picture below in a news post and a bunch of people asked us why we hadn't used it for a caption contest. Well, it's Friday and I'm in a giving mood so I'm relenting and giving you what you want. I'm also including a second picture of Gates and Jobs, just in case you're in dire need of an outlet for all that creative energy.
Also, here's the best captions from the last contest, "What's Steve Jobs Thinking?"
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Jobs: My ego has grown by THIS much this year! Bill, can you put up your hand to make this three dimensional?
Gates: I can't even get that thing in my mouth!
Bill: 1100100000111001101100010111100
Jobs: My ego has grown by THIS much this year! Bill, can you put up your hand to make this three dimensional?
Gates: "You mean they are actually excited to buy the iPad!?"
Gates: "Ha Ha Ha! Last night I dreamt your iPad fit in the palm of my hand."
Bill, "Can I touch it?"
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Bill - "Don't be silly Steve everyone knows Macs don't get viruses"
2nd pic: Bill Gates: "Now how are you supposed to use an iphone if you don't have a hand?"
Gates: I can't even get that thing in my mouth!
Jobs: "Here's the new iPod Touch."
Gates: "What an i-diot, it's a Zune HD."
2nd Pic: Jobs: "Behold the iPhone" Gates" "It will never sell more than 64k units".
GatES: "MWAHAHAHA, I have 10324234 viruses, you touch me YOU DIE!"
Jobs: "So I feed the iPhone with lots of apps and now it's so big I made a new product: iPad"
Bill: "Damn, I toalled those guyes to come up with something agains iTunes"
2nd Pic:
Jobs: "After a cut down on the porn apps look how small the iPad became, a fracking iPhone again"
Bill: "You better get back on those boobs apps"
3rd Pic:
Screen: "There are 32 new apps ready for approval"
Jobs: "Flash app ... no, Porn app ... no, Jailbreak app ... no, wellcome to the West China bitches ... who do I kill now for that damn iPad lost ?"
Bill "...and mark it with a dollar sign!" *begin spastic nerd laughing*
2) Steve "Zune status: Fail"
Bill: "I know, what is with that? You raped us. However, iPad is next"
3) Steve is reading: "McGraw-Hill leaked iPad info"
Bill: You should have thrown it like this silly.
Why a damn spinning beach ball?!
Jobs - Hey Bill wanna see some nude pics of your wife ?
Gates - I can't believe I own stock in this idiots company.
Picture # 1
Jobs - Some I'm makin the Ipad about this big.
Gates - (in his best Micheal Scott voice from "The Office" ) Thats what she said.