Caption Contest: Gates and Jobs Do Dinner
"For the last time, Steve: YES, I'm planning on eating my string beans."
Last week we included the picture below in a news post and a bunch of people asked us why we hadn't used it for a caption contest. Well, it's Friday and I'm in a giving mood so I'm relenting and giving you what you want. I'm also including a second picture of Gates and Jobs, just in case you're in dire need of an outlet for all that creative energy.
Also, here's the best captions from the last contest, "What's Steve Jobs Thinking?"
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"Steve, I know the iPad is that big, but it needs to be this big. Oh wait, that's the iPhone."
For the first picture:
Jobs: My ego has grown by THIS much this year! Bill, can you put up your hand to make this three dimensional?
To the first picture -
Gates: "You mean they are actually excited to buy the iPad!?"
Jobs: "Last night I dreamt my iPad was this big."
Gates: "Ha Ha Ha! Last night I dreamt your iPad fit in the palm of my hand."
Steve, "Yes, it is that big!"
Bill, "Can I touch it?"
For the first picture:Jobs: My ego has grown by THIS much this year! Bill, can you put up your hand to make this three dimensional?
+vote.
Steve - "Last week I caught a virus this big"
Bill - "Don't be silly Steve everyone knows Macs don't get viruses"
1st pic: Bill Gates: "Get outta here, steve! you made the itouch how big?"
2nd pic: Bill Gates: "Now how are you supposed to use an iphone if you don't have a hand?"
Jobs: Have you seen that five dollar foot long?
Gates: I can't even get that thing in my mouth!
2nd pic:
Jobs: "Here's the new iPod Touch."
Gates: "What an i-diot, it's a Zune HD."
1st Pic: Jobs:"Forget market share, my cock is this big." Gates: Wow Steve, thats impressive"
2nd Pic: Jobs: "Behold the iPhone" Gates" "It will never sell more than 64k units".
Jobs: "Your failure to provide consistant user experience is insult to all humanity, I KILL YOU WITH MY NINJA KARATE!!!"
GatES: "MWAHAHAHA, I have 10324234 viruses, you touch me YOU DIE!"
"Ugh, My drink tastes str-" *thud*
Pic1:
Jobs: "They told me Ron Jeremy was this big."
Gates: "Yes I know...rawr."
Pic2:
Jobs: "I guess it is true. Look, here's a picture of it on my iPhone."
Gates: "LoL, objects in the iPhone are smaller than they appear."
1st Pic:
Jobs: "So I feed the iPhone with lots of apps and now it's so big I made a new product: iPad"
Bill: "Damn, I toalled those guyes to come up with something agains iTunes"
2nd Pic:
Jobs: "After a cut down on the porn apps look how small the iPad became, a fracking iPhone again"
Bill: "You better get back on those boobs apps"
3rd Pic:
Screen: "There are 32 new apps ready for approval"
Jobs: "Flash app ... no, Porn app ... no, Jailbreak app ... no, wellcome to the West China bitches ... who do I kill now for that damn iPad lost ?"
1) Steve "Selling to Fanboys is as easy as this... Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man."
Bill "...and mark it with a dollar sign!" *begin spastic nerd laughing*
2) Steve "Zune status: Fail"
Bill: "I know, what is with that? You raped us. However, iPad is next"
3) Steve is reading: "McGraw-Hill leaked iPad info"
Steve: I swear, the water balloon was this close to hitting Linus.
Bill: You should have thrown it like this silly.
"How do I avoid the anti-trust lawsuits creeping up on me..."
3rd Picture
Why a damn spinning beach ball?!
Picture # 2
Jobs - Hey Bill wanna see some nude pics of your wife ?
Gates - I can't believe I own stock in this idiots company.
Picture # 1
Jobs - Some I'm makin the Ipad about this big.
Gates - (in his best Micheal Scott voice from "The Office" ) Thats what she said.
Two Cameras, Hmmm, Why can't I see 3d without glasses.
First pic:
Steve: "God dammit Bill! You cut off my finger!"
Bill: "Only two more to go!"
You are NOT that big Steve!!!
Steve: You think you can get me some fresh liver from one of the kids you're trying to save?
I am so jealous that I wasn't included in cool phrases this time!!!!
Ha, yours may be long, but mine is the size of an oil can!
You should have seen it Steve, I paid this Chinese guy $20 bucks to setup an entire store with nothing but Windows RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET from the Linux conference!
Steve: I thought Tiger's wife was going to hit ME with that club, but it flew right past my head and she just NAILED Tiger! I bet he was doin' 40 down the drive!
first one:
Bill: "... and so we plugged in the scanner and it just blue-screened in-front of EVERYONE at the presentation, ah, Windows 98."
Jobs: "That's nothing, can you believe I'm selling an iPod THIS BIG?"
Steve: "People keep wondering why Apple continues to be a very successful company. Well, it's actually very simple! My two hands working very hard in fooling them into buying our overpriced stuff."
Bill: "Excuse me, Steve! Your two hands can only capture no more than 10% of the consumer market. I got the other 90% with one hand, pal!"
Steve: 100110010010010010001110001010001
Bill: 1100100000111001101100010111100