Caption Contest: Nvidia Boss Shows Off Tablet
"It's THIS BIG."
We love this picture of Nvidia CEO Jen-Hsun Huang. Last time we used it, we got some hilarious comments about the photo accompanying the article. When we went back and checked, we discovered that anytime we use it, there's at least one person in the comments who puts a caption to it. Examples include, "Look, we released something that works without wood screws, it's a miracle!" and "What b*tch? You wanna go?"
So, we're going to go ahead and throw this one open to the floor. The contest is open to everyone, no matter what your location. No big, fancy, wonderful prizes to give the winner but the person with the most votes can rest easy knowing that 'the internet' finds them at least mildly amusing.
Just remember, this is all in good fun so try and keep your captions within the realms of funny as opposed to offensive.
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"What Fermi product?"
"what are you going to do apple tablet? what?... Thats what I thought"
"Look at this chair: I just made Steve Jobs disappear"
First post.
Hey, if you wanted it to work, why did you come to me?
"what are you going to do apple tablet? what?... Thats what I thought"
Crap, someone beat me to it...
"What you want us to do? AMD is kicking our ass!!!!!"
"I once caught a tablet this big!"
" I bet you ten dollars I can drink my water without using my hands!"
Our chipsets overheated to the point of meltdown, this is news to me...
what?.... Again?... ok now I am really gunna have to kick your a$$
"Ron Jeremy wishes he was this big"
"This tablet is too small. I want it this big!"
I will buy this tablet purely from this picture. They should make that their ad spot.
"You want to caption me? Do ya? DO YA? BRING IT ON!!!"
Don't give me that...you can't smell these pits from that side of the table!
"Oh yeah, well that's nothing, I can control this tablet with no hands."
Dude, I swear, the fish was THIS BIG!
"And the whole world has to answer right now, just to tell you once again..
Who's bad?"
"What do you mean that thing on the table is Fermi!?"
Hell yeah, that's a "tegra inside" cmon intel b*tches!!!
Jen-Hsun Huang displays his prowess as not only master CEO, but staring contest champion of the world.
"This tight shirt makes me look gay, doesn't it?"
"Our Fermi cards are this big!"
"What the hell are you doing in my house!"
Oh Yeah I once caught a digital fish THIS BIG!
So I made a tablet whats a fermi anyways?
"Watch me pop this water bottle without looking at it!"
She told me she was 18!
"what do you mean I don't have the right to produce chipsets anymore?"
Bad chips? So shoot me... here I am!