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Jimmy Kimmel Mocks the iPad Mini, Other Apple Products

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Calls the tablet a bigger iPod you can't talk on.

iPad Mini Commercial


On his talk show last week, Jimmy Kimmel expressed his dissatisfaction with Apple's iPad Mini, with the tablet touted as a a bigger iPod you can't talk on.

He told the audience that for the millions of consumers who have yet to regain power due to Hurricane Sandy, Apple is releasing a new "paperweight" with the mini tablet.

Due to the storm, Kimmel said customers in New York or New Jersey who stands in line for an iPad Mini this weekend should be "punched in the throat." Those who have that sort of time should consider volunteering, he stressed.

"First came the iPod, then a slightly thinner iPod, then a tinier iPod, then a taller, thinner iPod, then a taller, thinner iPod that shuffles your songs, then a pink one, a blue one, a green one, then an even smaller iPod, then a wider iPod," he said in an Apple promo spoof.

"[After those, came] an iPod you can touch, then an iPod you can talk on, then an iPod you can talk on with a G on it, then a shorter, fatter iPod, then a shorter, fatter iPod that shuffles, then a thinner iPod you can talk on with a 4 on it, then a gigantic iPod you cannot talk on, then a gigantic iPod you cannot talk on that's a little faster, then a white one, then a taller, thinner iPod you can talk on, and now a bigger but not gigantic iPod you cannot talk on."

In closing, the promo told consumers not to forget to purchase the charger for the new Lightning connector.


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    DRosencraft , November 3, 2012 10:19 PM
    Love or hate Apple, that is downright the funniest bit I have seen in a very long time. Absolutely priceless!
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    house70 , November 3, 2012 10:36 PM
    OMG, OMG, OMG, a white one!!!!

    LOL at iSuckers.
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    joe nate , November 4, 2012 12:53 AM
    killerclickThis guy is going to get cancelled. Apple is the most valuable company in the world, and I'm not sure they'll tolerate some late-night clown shitting on their products.


    Apple has the authority to cancel a comedian that is well within his rights to parody? What kind of distopian society do you think we live in?
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    nameon , November 3, 2012 10:10 PM
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    Jimmy Kimmel is now my hero!!!
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    Priox , November 3, 2012 10:10 PM
    I've always loved Jimmy Kimmel. Love him even more now.

    Mors ad pomum
  • 21 Hide
    phatboe , November 3, 2012 10:17 PM
    Apple sucks \THREAD
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    DRosencraft , November 3, 2012 10:19 PM
    Love or hate Apple, that is downright the funniest bit I have seen in a very long time. Absolutely priceless!
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    house70 , November 3, 2012 10:36 PM
    OMG, OMG, OMG, a white one!!!!

    LOL at iSuckers.
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    deftonian , November 3, 2012 10:40 PM
    I really don't like Kimmel or Apple but it's always nice to see two things you don't like clash. I'll be team Kimmel on this one because he's the lesser of two douches.
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    house70 , November 3, 2012 11:16 PM
    eklipz330i think those were cheap shots for the most part. im not an apple fan, and i dont like their closed system with little to no customization. that's the reason i don't like apple products. i do think they look fantastic, and when it comes to performance, they have the best mobile devices according to benchmarks [barring the new lackluster ipad mini, seriously gimped]. too bad you can't do much with the performance, especially on their laptops and desktops.i think any other reason is borderline fanboyish. you can argue that theyre a bad company with bad morals and blah blah, but the bottom line is, 98% of the corporations out there do exactly that. and you buy from those companies anyway. apple just mastered profiting from it. i bet google does some skeptical stuff too. even if they dont, they still buy chips from samsung, which is king of evil. don't even get me started on the precious gems market, and oil as well. apple is the lesser of evils, and theyre just in the spotlight, which grants them more haters. unfortunate for them. end rant.

    That "king of evil" has just invested a few billion in fab factory in Texas. Go figure who opens more jobs in the US, Apple (the king of outsourcing) or that "king of evil".
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    Mathos , November 3, 2012 11:46 PM
    Lol yup, that Jimmy Kimmel commercial pretty much sums up the icrap thing
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    joe nate , November 4, 2012 12:53 AM
    killerclickThis guy is going to get cancelled. Apple is the most valuable company in the world, and I'm not sure they'll tolerate some late-night clown shitting on their products.


    Apple has the authority to cancel a comedian that is well within his rights to parody? What kind of distopian society do you think we live in?
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    sheepsnowadays , November 4, 2012 1:05 AM
    The isheep will learn one day.
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    keither5150 , November 4, 2012 2:13 AM
    very funny. He has one great point...... everything seems to come from the ipod/itouch. People should praise the itouch and that's about it. Ipad = bigger itouch, iphone= itouch with cell service. What is funny, I know a girl who traded in her iphone 4 for a white iphone 4. Let's see if Apple can make Jimmy apologize like Ellen did. Ellen apologized like Apple was holding a knife to her cat's throat.
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    nebun , November 4, 2012 3:34 AM
    it's funny how some people make money from making fun of other people, products and everything in general....sad very say....what has humanity come to?
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    dauntekong , November 4, 2012 4:34 AM
    He just revealed Apple's true image. LOL
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    SAL-e , November 4, 2012 4:45 AM
    Quote:
    Jimmy Kimmel Mocks the iPad Mini, Other Apple Products


    @Zak Islam and any fanboy and girl of any gadget. Jimmy Kimmel didn't mocked the iPad Mini or other gadgets of Apple. He made fun of your behavior. Take a notice. The fact you find the joke offensive should tell you that you have a problem.
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    bluekoala , November 4, 2012 5:32 AM
    nebunit's funny how some people make money from making fun of other people, products and everything in general....sad very say....what has humanity come to?


    Perhaps you don't know too much about comedy. It's usually the most depressed people who are the funniest. The fact that comedy saddens you is quite ironic because this means you could use it if you knew how.
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