Caption Contest: What is Steve Jobs Thinking?
"What do you mean there's no Solitaire?"
Over the last few weeks there's been caption contests for Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer of Microsoft and Jen-Hsun Huang of Nvidia. There have been a couple of requests for a Steve Jobs one and given the overwhelming amount of press being afforded to the very underwhelming Apple iPad, I figured there's no better week.
Have at it!
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Money, Money, Money. How can I get more MONEY.
He is thinking, "All the kids will eat it up, if it's packaged properly" - Nirvana
"Now where did I save that freaky sea animal porn..."
"How do I run a game on this thing?"
How the hell can I sell all these iPads...
"Hmmm.. Come to think of it, I should shave myself."
or...Dam this thing really does suck.
oh, I thought that people loved apple products no matter how bad they are......
DAMN IT, where's the start button!!!!!
Why isn't this iPad working?
Hmmm - Right Click and then save - Damn! This mouse only has one button.
I don't see the iPad being a success
I think I need a shave...
"Hm, Windows 7 really doesn't run too bad on here."
"I should grow a Goatee... I am after all evil"
Jerther stole my idea...
"I think I need to change my iPad"
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I don't understand why no one likes the iPad.
"This can't be right..."
"That 2 girls, 1 cup video ain't as gross as people said it was."
MUST...CATCH..BILL..GATES...
He's Saying: K good night Bill Gates, Love you bye.
Hmm.... sell a couple million Disney shares, shift some funds out of my old NeXT 401k, yep, I should be able to buy every last iPad and report the release as a success.
Quick, find a site that does not have embedded flash.
Wheres the start button at?
cogito ergo ineedaPC?
"What does this blue screen mean?"
What would Bill Gates do?
"Now that I've accomplished my crowning achievement, how can I top the iPad?"
"hmm, why it won't let me do this..."