Amazon Dash Keeps Shoppers From Leaving the House

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  • jimmysmitty
    Funny thing, yesterday I watched a cartoon about 4 aliens who had just found the internet and became addicted. They used it to get everything they need and never left their computers. In the end they ended up lazy, dirty and fat.

    Looks like we are on the verge of just that.

    Soon Amazon will have a service to wipe out butts clean.
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  • wardler
    Funny thing, yesterday I watched a cartoon about 4 aliens who had just found the internet and became addicted. They used it to get everything they need and never left their computers. In the end they ended up lazy, dirty and fat.

    Looks like we are on the verge of just that.
    How about, "we are on the verge of wasting less time grocery shopping and using fuel to go to the store and instead have products shipped -once- directly to our door"?
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  • bmwman91
    Funny thing, yesterday I watched a cartoon about 4 aliens who had just found the internet and became addicted. They used it to get everything they need and never left their computers. In the end they ended up lazy, dirty and fat.

    Looks like we are on the verge of just that.

    Soon Amazon will have a service to wipe out butts clean.

    If Amazon tries that, butt-wiping will be classified as medical care by the government and will require oversight. By the time it all gets sorted out, the government will have penned a 1150 page guidance and limitations manual for the butt-wiping process. The government mandated process will be tolerant of all lifestyles and ensure that nobody feels offended by the required tasks. This thorough government procedure will ensure that all bums are equally clean, although people may elect to take a shower afterward to get the poop out of their hair.

    /slowwednesdaymorning
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  • wardler
    Funny thing, yesterday I watched a cartoon about 4 aliens who had just found the internet and became addicted. They used it to get everything they need and never left their computers. In the end they ended up lazy, dirty and fat.

    Looks like we are on the verge of just that.
    How about, "we are on the verge of wasting less time grocery shopping and using fuel to go to the store and instead have products shipped -once- directly to our door"?
    Reply
  • jimmysmitty
    13063778 said:
    Funny thing, yesterday I watched a cartoon about 4 aliens who had just found the internet and became addicted. They used it to get everything they need and never left their computers. In the end they ended up lazy, dirty and fat.

    Looks like we are on the verge of just that.
    How about, "we are on the verge of wasting less time grocery shopping and using fuel to go to the store and instead have products shipped -once- directly to our door"?

    I am guessing the trucks doing said delivery do not use any fuel.

    As well going shopping burns calories as does driving so it is another way to be lazy in my eyes.
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  • Duckboy_the_1st
    Lazy mofo's, nothing like a jog to stretch those lungs!, then Internet shop all you like lol
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  • Duckboy_the_1st
    13065451 said:
    Lazy mofo's, nothing like a jog to stretch those lungs!, Internet shop all you like lol

    Can you be anymore ignorant? My fiance and I work over a 40 hours a week and the last thing we want to do with what little down time we have is go grocery shopping. This service is invaluable for us.

    wow I think you read it wrong, or i said it wrong! lol, I love the service! some people just got to go for a jog! some people really need it!. lol
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  • Duckboy_the_1st
    13065451 said:
    Lazy mofo's, nothing like a jog to stretch those lungs!, then Internet shop all you like lol

    Can you be anymore ignorant? My fiance and I work over a 40 hours a week and the last thing we want to do with what little down time we have is go grocery shopping. This service is invaluable for us.

    Is that better? or has your 40hr week killed you? lol
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  • bmwman91
    Lazy mofo's, nothing like a jog to stretch those lungs!, Internet shop all you like lol

    My initial knee-jerk reaction was similar to yours, but a few seconds of thought do indicate that this sort of thing has some big positives. Say a dozen households in a neighborhood order groceries on a Tuesday. Rather than having 12 individual cars clogging the road and burning fuel, the distributor (Amazon in this case) can chain the orders together and put one truck on the road to deliver the goods.

    Tons of sci-fi movies have shown a future where people get whatever they want without having to go get it. Really, it would be a pretty sweet future where "shopping" becomes fully automated and takes a couple of minutes rather than tens of minutes (or even hours). I get the argument that this just makes people lazier, but honestly, tons of people don't do jack besides watch TV after work anyway. A 30 minute break from TV to get groceries isn't exactly the cure for a sedentary lifestyle, so I don't think that this actually enables people to be any more sedentary than they already are. In fact, not having to go to the grocery store makes for more time to go for a walk so it could do the opposite.
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  • Duckboy_the_1st
    13065564 said:
    Lazy mofo's, nothing like a jog to stretch those lungs!, Internet shop all you like lol

    My initial knee-jerk reaction was similar to yours, but a few seconds of thought do indicate that this sort of thing has some big positives. Say a dozen households in a neighborhood order groceries on a Tuesday. Rather than having 12 individual cars clogging the road and burning fuel, the distributor (Amazon in this case) can chain the orders together and put one truck on the road to deliver the goods.

    Tons of sci-fi movies have shown a future where people get whatever they want without having to go get it. Really, it would be a pretty sweet future where "shopping" becomes fully automated and takes a couple of minutes rather than tens of minutes (or even hours). I get the argument that this just makes people lazier, but honestly, tons of people don't do jack besides watch TV after work anyway. A 30 minute break from TV to get groceries isn't exactly the cure for a sedentary lifestyle, so I don't think that this actually enables people to be any more sedentary than they already are. In fact, not having to go to the grocery store makes for more time to go for a walk so it could do the opposite.

    This is my thinking! go for a jog/walk whatever! its all good!
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