Boy breaks 50 of his father's Samsung M.2 NVMe SSDs worth nearly $4,000 — 25,600 GB of storage ruined by ten-year-old oblivious to global NAND crisis
The SSD grim reaper appears to be a ten-year-old.
Tragic images showing 50 mangled M.2 SSDs have been shared on social media. Sticks of speedy NVMe flash storage, like these Samsung PM991a models, are currently in high demand. However, it would be a hard sell to shift these particular samples, with their newfound non-factory-standard banana-curved profiles. The culprit? A ten-year-old boy, oblivious to the world's global NAND crisis, according to 'the most miserable dad in the world.'
Vietnamese ‘Build a PC is easy’ Facebook post, machine translation:
“The most miserable dad in the world.
Right when RAM, graphics cards, SSDs, CPUs… are all going up in price—rising even faster than gold— the son decides to ‘test durability’ and snaps an entire box of his dad’s SSDs.
NVMe SSD 512GB – about 2 million VND each × 50 units.
Honestly, scolding him feels too mild for this.”
Our machine translation of the original Vietnamese post on the ‘Build a PC is easy’ group on Facebook (h/t r/PCMR) seems to suggest that just one young boy was responsible for the NAND storage carnage you see laid out in our main photo.
The images appear to show that a whole case of Samsung M.2 NVMe drives has been damaged. According to the Vietnamese source post, the value of each unit is approx $76 at today’s exchange rates. Multiply that by 50, and you have $3,800.
Closer inspection of the photos reveals that the drives all appear to be Samsung PM991a models with 512GB of capacity, in the M.2 2280 form factor. These are OEM drives which aren’t readily purchasable from the big name etailers in the U.S. Thus, we scoured eBay for samples and saw they could be grabbed for $60, sold as new, from various resellers. That would reduce the total damage to $3,000 if all the bent drives were just scrapped and possessed no monetary value.
Will some of these bent M.2 2280 drives still be functional?
We’d love to see a follow-up of the original post with the Vietnamese computer shop testing these bent/broken drives one by one in an external caddy.
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With the electronics in these Samsung PM991a 2280 form factor drives all concentrated to one side, they look a lot like the PM991 2230 or 2242 models we have seen ‘strapped to a plank.’
There’s therefore a chance that some of the broken devices have survived with no ruptures to the populated PCB segment, and no physical breaks to underlying PCB traces (if they are present/used) in the extended section of these 2280 form factor drives.
If the bent drives can't be reused or easily repaired, we hope the NAND chips can be recycled.
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acadia11 My household would equal foot in …! Don’t believe in that children don’t get corporal punishment new age soft as Charmin TP …. Kids have been getting … whipping since the dawn of time and we did just fine. 8 billion of us later … seems high time we revert to the mean. This story can’t be real what 10 year old and why?Reply -
Gururu Broke plastic key in car door lock, poked holes in dad's headphones...ok I came out of childhood pretty good compared to that.Reply -
cyrusfox Most of these likely still function. I have taken a angle grinder to a m.2 drive to make it as small as possible to fit in a custom memory card, all my attempts were 100% successful (PCB trimming is a thing). Its only broken if it disconnected any of the traces where the components live. One would hope a ten year old should know better, from an 8 year old or younger, more expected to find this level of destruction, we all mature at different rates. poor kid and father. CondolencesReply -
King_V Come on, now. We all know this kid is an undercover agent on the payroll of Big SSD™. He's only just started on his mission.Reply -
Bob.B Reply
Kids are designed to drive parents nuts.Admin said:Tragic images showing 50 mangled M.2 SSDs has been shared on social media. It looks like a naughty boy was the culprit.
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Faiakes Hang on, 50?Reply
I mean where they all in a box and he dropped it or did he break 50 ssds individually?
Because if it is the latter, then it was intentional and he needs to be dealt with accordingly. -
Notton 50x 512GB models?Reply
IDK why you'd buy those new, especially in a box of ~50.
I am sitting on a bunch of 512GB NVMe SSDs after upgrading several PCs to 2TB, and IDK what to do with the leftovers.
A slow 4 to 8 slot NVMe NAS isn't too expensive, but 4x 512GB in RAID is 1.5TB max, and 8x is 3.5TB max.
But even if I buy an expensive 12 slot Asustor Flashtor, that still only results in 5.5TB max.